I give it a weeknd tops.

Why is Bob’s Burgers the only outlet willing to expose the coruot underbelly of turkey pardoning?

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

This is Oberon (his show name is Floki) When I was a kid, my parents couldn’t afford to buy me the kind of horses I dreamed of riding. I wanted to jump big fences, and bring home the gold for the good old USA. I stopped riding for years, but when I got old enough to have some disposable income, this is what I splurged…

I went on vacation to the Galapagos Islands with my friend three years ago, and then went to Provence and Marseilles with my best friend in the same year. It was my 40th year, so I just said “fuck it,” I’m gonna enjoy myself. Neither trip was really that expensive, but two of those bad boys in one year is not my usual…

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Cosby has already shown how quick to anger he can be, as his outbursts during the trial earlier this year have proven. Plus, putting him on probation would entirely give the wrong message: he is rich and famous and therefore better than others and should not serve out jail time among the regular convict “trash.”

Meanwhile, the haters are literally burning their own houses down.

Do a google search for idiot. Enjoy. 😏

The last question is the most important one.

I am so old. So very old and tired. Aside from the obvious disgust and hope for justice to be served, my elderly brain still cannot process how to pronounce this wanker’s name, and is yet flummoxed at how one arrives at such a specific look, while still managing to appear so accidentally attired. Everything about him…

mmmm, baked potato dog...

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Rather than Courtney Love, this is much more directly analogous to what Jennifer Chiba went through (and is STILL going through) after Elliott Smith murdered himself.

Trump blocked me back in 2015. I’m so proud of this I had it printed on my current business cards!

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

As a fellow farmer who knows the joys and pains of horses and cattle, I think you paint a very accurate picture. We all have to hustle just to MAYBE break even, MAYBE. Every year we see people lose everything and sell their farms - sometimes farms that have been in the family for generations, imagine how devastating.…

I miss the good old days when you had to steal urine out of the toilet after your wife peed and then vlog about it for clicks before being exposed as hoaxsters.

That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…

So...this is gonna basically be me word vomiting so I won’t take it personal if it goes ignored or criticized