My mom always taught me if you say happy holidays and someone gets pissy you should reply “oh I’m sorry, I misspoke. What I meant to say was ‘go fuck yourself.’”

I tried desperately to talk someone recently out of getting a cattle dog. They said they’d always loved the breed, but have never had a dog before and live in the city. I don’t know if I succeeded. I hope I did.

What John Oliver did was, literally, heroic. There are plenty of people who relish being the skunk at the garden party, and he’s not one of them. When I’ve seen him do things like this in the past, he looks really uncomfortable with it; even a bit scared. A hero isn’t someone who’s fearless; a hero is someone who is…

My kitten, Smidgeon.

I don’t think he’s ever had a single moment of true joy in his entire life. He sure as hell isn’t finding it in intellectual pursuits; I don’t think has even found pleasure in hedonism, look at what he eats, look at his aesthetic, look at how he treats women and talks about sex.

Hi there. I will sound like so many other women who said similar things to me... actually, I won’t sound like them. Because what I say is not what I was told.

Anyone have a deodorant suggestion? Please help. Keep in mind due to my anxiety disorder I smell like a pizza pigeon that died inside an onion that was later sliced open by a mortician.

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

Art can be real fuckin’ stupid sometimes, and it could not possibly get any more stupid than when it puts me on the same side of an argument as god damn fucking PETA.

This sounds exactly like my rescue dog. He was a handful and a half when I first got him a year ago, and is still sometimes an asshole. He’d had no prior training or much socialization before I got him. But working with a trainer for two months early on helped SO much and he’s vastly improved in his manners since I’ve…

She is magnificent! She looks a lot like my oldest Meezer man. <3

Tibby is enduring enforced cuddles.

Amy and Willow wet and waiting to leave the park after we were stranded by a storm. Then Amy wearing a makeshift raincoat fashioned out of (unused) poop bags.

I took this the other day he was staring at her for an hr straight poor girl lol

A lot of what I am feeling is disappointment. I was in an abusive marriage with my first, and had very little help with her, and was generally incredibly stressed out. I was forced to take only 5 weeks of unpaid leave before going back to work and struggled with breastfeeding and feeling overwhelmed and depressed. I…

That’s a lovely photo. Here’s another one of my favorites - mind you, I am no fan of Reagan, but that guy could sit a horse. And he had no problem riding hunt seat.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Naw, the folks in the know are saying his fingers are dirty too. With all the repubs touched by the stinky Russian skid mark the next in line for president is at Orrin Hatch of Utah, pres pro tem of the Senate. And that’s not to say he isnt dirty too, just that he’s not currently implicated. Pence, Ryan, Priebus,…