It’s okay, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about. She doesn’t take a step without the ground being thoroughly cleaned and disinfected beforehand by her team and her heel likewise afterward, lest she find herself in a situation less than twee.

Perfect quiz, picking between options I don’t fully comprehend or remotely like.

For this, I think you just drink—the game is how long you can keep it down.

The main reason he’s supposedly “unelectable” is that everyone keeps saying it’s so.

CA Governor Jerry Brown was also trying to reach out to those that disagree with him (and smack them for their willful ignorance):

I’m so over email-gate. It's the most boring imaginary political scandal ever.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

Holy shit. That response was spot on, professional, strong. Those girls kick ass.

So Hungary is the Texas of Europe?

I’m sort of jealous of him.

I would lose my shit entirely. I would go full-on screaming, blood-smeared Viking berzerker on people if they said one fucking thing about my loved ones.

‘Meat Cloak’

Excuse me Madam, but I am a very important, monocled businessman and your revelry is disturbing me while I’m reading important business reports!

Mother of a child with Down syndrome here. I also run our local Down syndrome organization. Shit like this just pisses me off. It dilutes our advocacy efforts, and shows what a divided movement we truly are. I am pro-choice. Am I sad when a woman chooses to terminate a Down syndrome pregnancy? Of course. Is it any of…

I don’t know about that. It took me a week to meet, fall in love with and invite someone to move in with me. Of course, that someone was the cat that got dumped in my apartment complex, and I think she’s a girl. But I have high hopes it could work out.

okay but this is legit fucking hilarious and now I’m going to put something in my obit like,

This of course, is a perfect excuse to show off my herd of buckskin welsh ponies: Sunny, Loki, and the diva, Roxanna.

This is not exactly news. If you have spent any amount of time with horses, it’s very clear that they are cliquey and bitchy and loving and more. There is a hierarchy within a barn of horses, for sure. Some horses just do not get along, others are inseparable. There is always the one who is never allowed to go first,…