This is such an amazing video. Thanks for sharing it.

Hey, who was that walked around with no pants in the background? It's totally distracting!

This is all I can summon at the moment.

I vote for buying the kid a $12 dress at Target. Spend that money on YOU. Treat yo self.

Anyone who would pay $500 for a toddler dress is insane. Anyone who would spend $99 to rent that dress is just dumb. Don't you know how dirty kids are? That dress is gonna be covered in grape juice and snot so fast, even if your kid drinks water and doesn't have a cold. Please.

I just got an amusing mental image of Walmart shoppers fighting over a pile of horses. :D

That's exactly what I was thinking when he started trying to stop it and grab it with his bare hands. Those horns looked extremely sharp and if he made one mistake one could have easily gored him. Or at least made a nice big gash. Or punctured his hand. Or lead to infection from a scratch.

what is it???? I mean, I know it's a bird, but what sort? That is a helluva cute baby.

And can you ride your kids to work/the shops/on a magical quest? No you can't!

I switched from a humanities field to hardware engineering for a lot of reasons, and now find myself in the bizarre position of making more than twice as much as a graduate technical intern as I did in a full time job with an MA in that previous field. Not sure how your company does it, but here you basically complete…

Parenting is always a loss. Financial especially, but emotional too. I think back to some of the terrible shit I said to my parents when I was a bratty teen, and I cannot imagine how much it would break my heart to hear the same thing. Wow, I was a heinous bitch. So, yeah, I view it as an emotional loss long-term.…

Man, I was totally going to be one of those people who got chickens as soon as we had our own yard. My best friend had a farm growing up and I enjoy chickens and I LOVE me some fresh eggs. But I had no clue they only lay for two years!! I would sooner die than abandon an animal so our yard would soon become a very…

I made this point a couple days ago when they weren't official and I was only speculatively sad and bitter but now that I'm officially sad and bitter I'm saying it again. Henry sure has a type....his ex is Kaley's double.