THANK YOU! I posted the same thing before I saw this. No amount of fancy gadgetry can compete with an adorable manatee.

THANK YOU! I posted the same thing before I saw this. No amount of fancy gadgetry can compete with an adorable…

Ummmmm DUH... The answer is obviously the Manatea... Because its a goddamn adorable manatee!

Ummmmm DUH... The answer is obviously the Manatea... Because its a goddamn adorable manatee!

Can they just bring back Happy Endings instead of throwing literally every cast member onto other shitty sitcoms please???

I have never watched one episode of the Bachelorette... But I would go absolutely batshit over this.

Oh god, if I were her I would've had so much fun towing their cars every Sunday SO. MUCH. FUN.

THIS. I hope she is somehow scooped up and given asylum far, far away from there.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT do a Google image search for Prids. Oh. my. GOD. I have to go puke now.

Oh. My. GOD. The little boy in the stripey shirt? ADORABLE. And I'm not especially fond of kids... But if I could have that one? Might consider it.

I remember when we first moved to Seattle - my parents LOVED Almost Live and I'd stay up to watch it with them after SNL. SO much Seattle comedy gold on that show. Remember The Speedwalker?

I'm always bummed when I'm reminded that IRL Chevy Chase is a huge asshole... Mainly because my dad is basically the Chevy from the vacation movies. I guess instead of being bummed, I should be stoked that I got the funny, fictional Chevy for a dad rather than the IRL asshole Chevy.

That's some excellent point missing you've done there. Nice work.

I'm going to try to look at it like this from now on... Previously, whenever his face popped up in my friend requests, I would cringe and feel like slapping my 15 year old self for finding such a cretin attractive.

THIS. He reminds me of my first high school boyfriend who tries to FB friend me about every 12 months. He seemed sooooo coooool and sooooo weeeeiiiiird in high school. Now he is just some sad 16 y.o. poser goth in a pushing-40 body.

I just bought this one at REI's garage sale yesterday. I like it quite a bit in my one whole day of use.

I just bought this one at REI's garage sale yesterday. I like it quite a bit in my one whole day of use.

My SO is convinced that James Dyson is actually an evil genius/super villain that is using his vacuums as a cover for the *REAL* work he is doing in his laboratory.... Building a giant tornado machine that will swallow the earth! MWAHAHAHA!

I'm so sorry. We're dealing with the loss of my SO's son. He killed himself almost a month ago. I'm with you - 2014 was about the worst. I'm hoping it can only go up from here.

In other words... He could live like an average American for approximately two years? Cue a symphony of the world's tiniest violins.

Thank you so much for sharing this, I will probably spend the rest of the day at work reading all of her posts.

I have felt compelled to write something about this for the last few weeks but I just didn't really have the words up until now.

My mom read the book several years ago and highly recommended it but I still haven't picked it up. I really need to do that, it sounds like a great read... Thank you for sharing a little about your own experience too. My SO and I both want to go see the movie but we're both pretty sure we'll be sobbing messes…