Honestly I'm questioning whether it was a human thief at all. I planted a metric ton of onions this year and every one of them disappeared. I've never actually been able to grow a bulb of garlic because again, they disappear. I'm out in bumfuck nowhere and everyone has their own gardens so I know it wasn't a human…

This is awesome. And can I just say how much I love my state (WA)? I recently discovered that low income, uninsured women are eligible for the Washington Apple Health Plan (Medicaid) which covers a variety of family planning services... But also covers the cost of abortion procedures IN FULL. I am lucky enough to have…

It's all good... I will definitely visit... At night since I'll be avoiding campus like the plague after dark... And since it's cheap I can order 1000 tacos on my expense budget!

Ugh... WTF.

I used to say I was allergic to celery because I didn't like it. I was, however, 10 years old. While I'm positive every adult I told rolled their eyes behind my back, it was an effective way to avoid being forced to eat my most hated of vegetables. If you're a grown ass adult you can just say "I don't like that, I'm…

I so don't get this . But then, I have a mega crush on Dylan McDermott and do not find Dermot Mulroney attractive in the least... Which is weird because he kind of has a funky nose and I recently realized that funky noses are kinda my thing (for example, Adrien Brody, who is my super #1 ultra megacrush).

This makes me tear up a little because we had a yellow lab growing up who just ADORED the water. We'd go camping on the Oregon Coast every summer and she used to just throw herself into the waves like she was a dolphin or something. Never have I seen such unbridled joy. She was such an awesome dog!!!

I like how big elephant is all - "Hey creeper! Stop filming the elephant babies at the elephant playground! Hey creepy creeper! Get outta here!"

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. That is all.

Oh sheath cleaning... My last favorite part off horse ownership by far.

Whatever. You're clearly determined to be a righteous moron. FYI, some asshole city douchebags dumped both of my barn cats on our street. Instead of letting them breed all over the place *I* spent *my* hard earned money to have them fixed, something their asshole owners couldn't be bothered to do. Thanks to me there…

First off - I'm sorry - I just re-read my reply to you and it was super bitchy. I was having major back pain last night plus someone right before you posted that they hoped someone shoots my cats. It made me ragey :(

No one will shoot my cat. In the county we appreciate creatures who keep invasive species in check. Way to be a giant asshole though.

I'm not sure I should even acknowledge your stupid post. But yes, they are outdoor cats. Both were strays who were dumped on our street. They took up residence in my barn so I had them fixed. FYI a good many of us do this out in the country because city douchebags think our farms are an awesome place to drop off their…

Ok, I need travel advice! SO and I are planning to get our asses out of the country this coming spring. He has never been anywhere except for Canada so it's high time he gets out and sees the world!

I think I've read that it is... Something about chemicals/hormones being released while nursing, which is why is not super uncommon to see mother animals take in other species.

Wow. Just Wow.

Agreed. And I am so angry at how many people are so easily distracted by the mention of the robbery - just like they wanted. I'm so disheartened by how many people now seem to think he had it coming. My faith in humanity has been eroded this week for sure.

Yeah... But someone spent 10 minutes painstakingly wrapping each one with metallic string!!!

I'm so sorry :(