“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

I very recently was in the shower and felt what seemed like, well, poop in between my cheeks. I reached back figuring I’d clean it out and pulled a worm out of my ass. Like a six inch long white worm. I screamed and threw it on the floor and it was wriggling around. My SO came running in looked at it and said “this…

He and his superior were both so tickled at the problem presented that they wanted to fix it right away- “hey, we can access your femoral vein through a little cut in the groin and lasso that catheter and pull it into shape! Say, let’s do it RIGHT NOW and save you a trip!” The attending nurse was all “um.. how about…

This is a gross thing my doctor and I experienced together.

Not too gross but it changed me forever. Was in high school and doc needed a urine sample so I gave her one. She was like “Um. You really, really, need to drink more water.” It has stayed with me for years. The shame I felt about my dark yellow (orange?) pee instilled a love for water like the world has never seen.…

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

Considering people like this to be “irredeemable” and “deplorables” is not a presidential attitude. She has to lead the entire country — not just the parts she likes or respects. She should focus on the beliefs and attitudes that are deplorable, not the people, and try more to understand where this negativity is…

Actually, even with all the rhetoric coming from the nativist right, the fact that we allow undocumented immigrants to work and live here makes our immigration system, with all its flaws, worlds better than that of Japan, Mexico, France, England, and a hundred other countries.

Lately I’ve been really feeling this conflict surrounding the Brock Turner case (and the other ones like it). Because on one hand, I’m 100% against rape. On the other, I’m not the wrath and punishment sort.

I've tried the pins without success but I like the idea of pins plus hairspray. Will try.

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

I’ve taken to just eating what ever bugs are within arms reach and fistfuls of my own hair.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

I love that we now live in a time where hetero men can be objectified and lusted after like they did women for eons. Channing is ground zero in this...he loves getting naked in his movies for us. He’s sort of a hero, if you think about it.

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Yes.

I’ve wondered the same thing too, and now we know. Yes. Yes they do.