Will she be charged as an accessory?

Under the Trump dictatorship the only exercise taught in American schools will be mental gymnastics.

Literally the only good thing about Cruz’s candidacy has been this guy.

All of you are correct

They’re gonna name it Supreme Deity Kardashian just to fuck with Kanye

How long is this con? Because if they take it all the way and have a son and name him Robert I’m going to send a christening gift.

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Charismatic, no. Talented, no. Unique, almost certainly.

who?

This incredibly appropriate and good reference pleases me.

The sound clip they played at the end reminded me of this:

Yeah unless I see a parent straight up slap a kid or say something abhorrent I am usually just like "That poor mom/dad." Little kids can be a tad unreasonable.

2 thoughts:

He CANNOT let go of the fact he lost Iowa. When Hillary (or Bernie, I honestly don’t care anymore) cleans his clock, he is going to be like a 4 year old when someone turns off Dora the Explorer and says it’s bath time.

A former writer for Jez had written this article sharing a satirical video about some Aussies calling an american football game. She didn’t write a lot, but what she did write seemed like she didn’t know it was a joke. I was like “ummm... this is satire” and she replied to me and said something like “No shit! Fuck…

Yup. I appear to be not grey on The Slot, Lifehacker, and many others, but no dice in Jezebel.

I’m just repeating to myself, over and over, “Stephen Fry is only 58, Stephen Fry is only 58.” Still, I’d like him to stay inside and under cover for at least a week.

Seditious gang? If they were black we’d probably call them a gang without the weapons and screw-ball interpretation of the constitution, simply for all dressing alike.

I was thinking the same thing, just when you think the Gawker Media/Deadspin Xmas party can’t get any crazier, they take it up a notch…

Truly, a boner I can care about.