I personally own the Vaportini. It's a real thing. It's fun as a novelty, but I'd never use it to get wasted. The glass bowl is crazy delicate and hard to clean, and while the excitement of "no calories! " is fun, meh. I'll just keep drinking like a normal person.

duh! I thought we were talking about the "curvy beach bodies" picture! lol (obvs you mean in the before and after photoshop) I swear I was sitting here thinking I was crazy. Carry on! :)

Wait... Brittany Murphy.... was Tai from Clueless.... I think you mixed up a name somewhere!

.. and the idiocy in this article and the fact that the people here support it are why I'll never read Jezebel again.. so long. Enjoy your tumors!

Yeah... this is for sure a Pillsbury Grands Biscuit, hole cut out of the center and fried up. A little bit of glaze and you're all set. I've been making these FOR YEARS.

I love you for knowing a Patrick Stewart Safehouse exists.

Sarah Thyre was Coach Wolf on Strangers With Candy! LOOOOOOVE her!