Jensson
Jensson
Jensson

According to Dr. White, we may have a shot at it (I want to believe!)

I hope its all done in my lifetime -_-

Looks pretty awesome!

Face hugger!

1% of the population will play this game. The rest of use will wait until there's a winner, wisely saving our money.

Why why why don't people hold their phone sideways?!?!?!?!

And the song goes like this: "get me the fuck out of here!"

LOL, those ants in your vagina really got into your Memorial Day huh?

No, it's not Bill. Have you ever seen Bill? What kind of C&H fan are you?

Fuck...

*tickle tickle tickle.... Oh you stop it Hand! You stop it NOW!

OK... please send your iPhone to the moon and have it return some pictures to us, please.

Guys I'm going to be honest with you, I bought the twerking Einstein.

GIMP is a PhotoShop alternative in the same way that you with an ice cream scoop is an alternative to having the surgeon remove your appendix. You might get the same result but one is going to be a damn site more painful...

Are you serious? Go look it up, there's thousands of legal pages and mumbo jumbo if that's what you're interested in. It's a good article. You are probably the guy that patrols the office break room telling people what should and shouldn't go in the recycling.