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I wonder if England is so bad because English players don’t get to play in a Premier League owned by Russian and Arab oligarchs anymore, or if they don’t get to play anymore because they’re so bad. What’s the cause and effect here?

They do it every ten minutes or so during the game, too. It’s terrifying, and absolutely fantastic.

Aren’t burkas meant to conceal beauty, tho? :p

Living in Indiana I get to see all the new Corvettes on haulers headed north. They have cloth covers with a windshield cutout rather than the vinyl most imports have. I always called them car burkas and that’s the thought that came first here. I'm a joker at heart but in these modern times it seems more people are on

Valid point!

“In some cases, keyboards can be even germier than a toilet seat” - yes but can I just point out that the germs on my keyboard didn’t come out of my arse.

What is this? A room for ants?!

Great. Now I’m going to be up all night worrying about this.

Neat. I usually use my oven by doing a quick warming preheat, then turning the oven off (interior oven temp ~90F), along with placing a cup of just boiled water inside... but if I'm making a lot of bread, the oven isn't always available for proofing.

And that doesn't even get into the insane 6 day production schedule for each episode of South Park.

I wish he'd stashed his fap-kit before taking the picture.

Sounds interesting!

Years ago I was designing a site for a candy shop and the feedback from one of the owners was, "It works for fudge, but it just doesn't feel right for our peanut brittle. Can you merge both of those together?" No other context whatsoever.

Two of my favorites were "make it blue" and "it must contain a plane and a shark".

Great stuff Eric! I always used other software for those functionalities... I should take a closer look into VLC though.