This is awesome, true or not I love juicy gossip conspiracies. You need a gossip blog! After all day of dealing with geopolitics and strategy, nothing makes me happier than some celebrity tea.

*Allegedly* Ben cheated on Jen with Blake Lively during the filming of The Town. As a result, Garner *allegedly* called on all her friends to blacklist Lively where they could. She might have also had something to do with a certain leak of Lively pics. Despite Harvey Weinstein's best efforts to make her happen a few…

I'm going to need a bigger freezer :D thanks.

It doesn't get mouldy, it goes stale. But I eat most of it, yeah. IT IS SO GOOD. But yeah, freezing a good idea. I need a big enough freezer.

I've heard a story similar to the fire breathing harpy in number 2. Only the server got revenge by outing her bad behavior and shitty parenting to the customer's family (in-laws) when they came back as a family group during a holiday and were told they'd been banned by the manager. This was a reservations-only holiday…

I don't understand people who try to make their own lemonade at restaurants. Fountain drinks usually are only $2-$3. Is that really going to break you? Plus, you get free refills, so if you're feeling miserly, you can just be sure you get 3 or 4 refills, which means you paid about $.50 for a glass.

We walked in to find red velvet cake smeared everywhere — the mirrors, paintings, counters, floor, stalls, walls, and toilets.

Once again: fuck you very much Kinja for calling this low effort trolling a highlight just because a large number of people responded to this garbage to correct it.

Somewhere, pubescent me is desperately heartbroken.

"after he casually admitted that he had previously killed two women with whom he had been romantically involved with."
You only need one "with" in that sentence. Either:

America's obesity epidemic, in my opinion, can be blamed on one thing, and one thing alone: unregulated capitalism.

High fructose corn syrup is in everything because corn is a cash crop and, therefore, cheaper than dirt. So instead of using healthier ingredients, manufacturers rely on corn syrup as a sweetener, and…

I can't keep ice cream in the house because portion control and ice cream do not coexist in my mental universe.

Because junk is cheaper to use than healthy stuff, and also tends to have a longer shelf life. It always, like everything else, comes down to money.

Because in moderation, the occasional junk food is not a problem. Much like alcohol. The problems come with daily indulgence.

Yeah, it's a revelation when you find out how easy it is to make things!

Why doesn't Mara Wilson ever recommend my Jezebel comments?

Eh. She may be late to the party, but better late than never.

I hardly believe Ad-Rock, a known feminist, would sue over this.

Maybe it falls under parody? I'm not sure. Help me, Weird Al!

Is it a cover? or is that considered sampling? It changed an awful lot from the original piece, so I'm curious.