Man Rule #2 would have worked well for me.

This was obviously written by a bully or two.

Some say the world will end in fire,

Two entire pineapples??? My mouth and tongue are basically covered in infected taste buds and canker sores just hearing about that.

Me too. I kind of hope they sign on to make videos about all of our life events.

I loved everything about that.

It's shit like this that justifies my refusal to go to music festivals.

First off, I love Fage. I probably eat at least one serving a day, maybe two. BUT the complete take over of Greek yogurt has gotten ridiculous. My husband likes good old, grocery store brand low fat lemon or lime yogurt. I can't find any at all. Granted, he is picky and won't eat lemon pie/ lime pie flavored (he…

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

You all are so mean. I responded to this ad and this gentleman was fantastic. Sure, he "murdered" me, and now I'm a "ghost" speaking to you from "beyond the grave". But before he stabbed me 30 or 40 times(I know-you were expecting death by gun, weren't you??! he's full of romantic surprises like that). But back to…

Well, at least one black author states that "we don't paint our faces white when we dress up as a white person."

Omg her spine is so fat!

The funny part? Technically that's better work than the original photo ;)

Why stop there?

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

We are Russian.

i'm of two minds here. on the one hand, she's a total attention whore and basically useless. on the other, if my ass looked like that, i'd probably walk around naked year-round.

Bam!