This is what happens when you allow your Public Relations office to be run by a bunch of marketing majors working on their senior thesis.

I remember that scene from Bend it Like Beckham, when the older sister is leaving for her wedding and her aunts are admonishing her for smiling. I thought it was hilarious!

Because that is far too reasonable a response to the situation.

Yes, we have potato bread, it’s delicious! Do you have King’s Hawaiian Rolls, ‘cause those are the best!

I hope Opie here and Lila Rose get together and have nothing but gay baby after gay baby.* I can just imagine their wedding night; honeymoon suite filled with rosary beads, crucifixes and posters of dismembered fetuses. They make a sex tape but later edit it to make it appear that they never took off their clothes and…

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Oh, no, it’s just this one book. I’ve had too many hoarders in my family to let that happen. The worst is when they die and leave their hoard for relatives to handle. They had to have a crew of 10 go in and clear a path just to be able to remove my aunt’s body when she passed her house was so full of crap, hers and my…

I feel the pain.

Well, luckily she wasn’t involved with Futerama and from things I’ve read over the years, Groening and the other Simpsons execs had to put their foot down with Cartwright and her proselytizing her Scientology beliefs in really aggressive ways to the cast and crew after the first couple years when people started…

They read that interview with Shailene Woodley.

Which is why he should’ve followed the directions he was given.

I’ve heard of this happening. Some people have little to no reaction the first few times. Not me, I spent the first hour of ever smoking pot licking the same cool ranch Dorito and the 2nd hour trying to figure out how to “open” my orange.

I’d like to add that any show that included the fabulous Bea Arthur raised America’s social consciousness while being hilarious, from Golden Girls to All in the Family. Ok, maybe not the Star Wars Disco Christmas Special, but everything else!

Good for her. It’s rare that we see a person turn their lives around in such a phenomenal way. She seems to not only have cleaned up her own life but has become an advocate for those recovering from addiction and for pregnant women, as well as becoming a wife and mother. I’m sure her mother despaired at the thought of…

That’s what happens when you let the Underwear Elves do your business plan.

“Who knew the eel would do that?”

I miss Design on a Dime!

That’s a good one, but his verbal bitch slap to Paula Dean was just fan-fucking-tastic! Even before she got outed as a closet racist he hated her.

Sure they are, they go on to seminary to become pastors or work at lobbying firms like the Family Research Council or Live Action, or teach at an evangelical school, or become permanent missionaries or become politicians who then legislate their religious beliefs onto the rest of us.

Those poor Minions look like they just witnesses a sex crime!