Who’s she blaming for his arrests before he signed on with the Army then?

A photo from their meeting:

If these are godly people then I’d happily spend eternity burning in hell than spend 5 minutes in heaven with the likes of the Duggar men and Mike “I’m 2 Donuts away from Diabetes” Huckabee.

You never have to apologize for a pic of Bowie, it could take up the whole damn page and that’s just fine ‘cause it’s Bowie and we all know he’s the original Star Lord!

At least he’s not drawing on everything with poop.

My mom too.

Those reports are filed with the “ACORN actually did nothing wrong” reports.

He got a hold of next season’s scripts for the Leftovers.

At this point, it’s really bukaki theater.

I’m sure once he realizes the confusion his constituents will have determining every shop owner’s status he’ll propose a handy label the non-white, non-Christian immigrant retailers can wear affixed to their clothing for easy identification.

Just like in that Anne of Green Gables sequel!

I hate how my clit prevents me from hearing new music until a man plays it for me. Thank goodness for Jimmy-boy here looking out for us ladies.

There’s still Emilio!

“Whooping cough ain’t fun”

They don’t call it “The Magic Kingdom” for nothing, ya know!

You obviously never went to Girl Scout camp...man, I miss Camp Runels ;-)

True, but her perfume lines are actually well received within that industry. I know at least a couple of her scents have won awards and has become a brand separate from her pop star status, in some cases, despite it.

She was a great performer, but her knees are busted and it’s obvious, she can’t dance the way she used to anymore. That’s not her fault, that’s just years of damage and surgery. But without dancing her lack of vocal prowess really shows. She should retire from performing regularly and just enjoy the money she’s…

Give it time, it will be.

And yet, if you physically punished your child in the same manner that the police officer handled this child, throwing her across a room, you’d be arrested for child abuse.