Who’s she blaming for his arrests before he signed on with the Army then?

A photo from their meeting:

If these are godly people then I’d happily spend eternity burning in hell than spend 5 minutes in heaven with the likes of the Duggar men and Mike “I’m 2 Donuts away from Diabetes” Huckabee.

You never have to apologize for a pic of Bowie, it could take up the whole damn page and that’s just fine ‘cause it’s Bowie and we all know he’s the original Star Lord!

At least he’s not drawing on everything with poop.

They showed the trailer to that Gods of Egypt movie when me and my friends went to see Star Wars last week and we couldn’t stop laughing at the casting choices. Those are the most European-looking Egyptian Gods imagined ever!

My mom too.

Those reports are filed with the “ACORN actually did nothing wrong” reports.

He got a hold of next season’s scripts for the Leftovers.

I’ll be your huckleberry

At this point, it’s really bukaki theater.

I’m sure once he realizes the confusion his constituents will have determining every shop owner’s status he’ll propose a handy label the non-white, non-Christian immigrant retailers can wear affixed to their clothing for easy identification.

Just like in that Anne of Green Gables sequel!

I hate how my clit prevents me from hearing new music until a man plays it for me. Thank goodness for Jimmy-boy here looking out for us ladies.

There’s still Emilio!

“Whooping cough ain’t fun”

They don’t call it “The Magic Kingdom” for nothing, ya know!

You obviously never went to Girl Scout camp...man, I miss Camp Runels ;-)

I love the idea of a K-9 poodle skirt! Thank you for posting, now I know it’ll look great when I convince my mom to make me one.

Where’s this kid’s Mummy?