“because I’m not going to hypothetically beat up a girl teen. “

Detention.

To be fair, Nicki auditioned and got into LaGuardia High School, NYC’s performing arts academy, you need talent and grades to make that cut. Beyonce, on the other hand, was pull out of full time education at 14 and has been working full time ever since. Not that Beyonce’s stupid, but her lack of a formal education…

Fair point.

Because I’m not married/long-term committed relationship. So he’s going to be wrapping it up with a spermicide-lubed condom every time,and I actually mean every time, since IUDs don’t protect against STIs, I don’t see the point of getting one put in.

And I LOVED the Ewoks movie too!

How else do you keep out the plague rats off your transatlantic yacht?

States that force them into court to protect their funding like this should have to pay their legal fees on top of everything else.

Potato chips and French onion dip.

Or start harvesting her DNA to sell to couples in the future who want a ginger.

Or Fox News audition.

So many wars could’ve been averted but for an extra tray of nibbles.

Oi! Speaking as a member of the other ancient and slightly bonkers Scottish clan in the Great Chicken Wars of 1576, I just wanna say, your husband owes me and mine some damn chickens! Tell him to pay up or put on his fanciest skirt and meet us at dawn! You know what, now we want a cow too!

He can’t vote for anyone since he’s a felon so it’s not like his opinions on who anyone should vote for anything, from his local school board president to the President of the United States.

“She’s in HR, they aren’t exactly known for manual labour.”

Doesn’t she look tired?

‘Cause I needed another reason not to watch Cosby Show reruns.

I don’t know about the rest of you but all I got from this is that Kelsey and his friends think women who get abortions should be shot in the vagina for it.

“I like chocolate chip cookies without the chips.”

No, what’s bizarre are their hats! Yup, those are cameras strapped to their heads.