I just love that she uses the term “baby” instead of “small” for things.

Anya, is that you?

Right, ‘cause it plays on the Eliza Doolittle name from Pygmalion, the flower girl from the slums who was taught to speak so properly that she was able to pass as a duchess, and calls her lazy at the same time. I really kind of hope that this is true because that’s just brilliant, mean, but brilliant!

“Kourtney Kardashian’s “greatest fear” is that Scott gets another woman pregnant.”

Ugh, Lululemon was a client of ours, Apple too, and they both have batshit bonkers corporate cultures. I think that happens a lot when a brand proclaims that they don’t just sell a product, but a lifestyle.

“Is Diane Keaton wandering from party to party asking every woman she meets whether or not they’re a lesbian?”

Didn’t those two already get into a bitchslap fight at some fancy pants restaurant with Leonardo DiCaprio reffing?

“it’s still unclear who the “Center for Medical Progress” is.”

The first entry for me was “elevator cable snapping”. I was 7/8ish when my brother’s explained the weight limit signs in the worst way possible. My mom complains that it took her months to get me back on an elevator and that was only after my brothers explained why escalators had pictures showing a kid holding an…

Like I needed to add to that list!

Great, you went and typed their name, now they’re definitely reading this thread. They’re like Voldemort in the last book, if you said his name Deatheaters would appear and now you’ve gone and jinxed us all! Everybody thank redrambler.

Oh my god! “Masher” has been the term my mother used to warn me and my friends about the kind of man to watch out for when we started dating (I was a teenager in the 90s). Thank you for a) using it so I can tell my friends she didn’t just make up a word, and b) providing a clear definition. We’d laugh and be like…

Anyone else think the original looks like it’s the 2nd to last in a series of shots depicting a serial killer chasing a woman through a construction site, ripping off pieces of clothing in each shot, leading up to her brutal murder? Like the next one after this would be of her dead and covered in blood?

Fundies are fundies no matter the religion.

No, ‘cause like Jon Stewart keeps telling us, learning curves are for pussies.

If a government’s gotten to the point of prison camps and special marriage laws preventing inter-faith marriages, it’s pretty safe to assume they’re sampling from the entire buffet of human rights violations. Mass murder is always on that menu.

Fair point, though I’m not saying he’d drug her to fuck her, but to keep her complacent.

I bet if we ran a toxicology test we’d find out he’s been drugging her too.

If your religious beliefs are such that they prevent you from serving homosexuals then get the fuck out of CIVIL SERVICE! Quit in a big old stink if you have to and go take a job with Hobby Lobby, or some other privately held Christian company. But for as long as you pull a paycheck from the government, funded by all…

If you can’t do the government’s business then don’t work for the government. Remember, fundies, render unto Ceaser what is Ceaser’s and keep your religious beliefs out of the civil service!