She didn’t switch ‘til after the divorce. Maybe she jettisoned her whole life and started over with a whole new persona. What I really want to know is why did the family out her now? It’s been a decade. Weirdness all around.

A) I love that episode!

Christ, I’m still wrapping my head around the whole pretending to be another race for no apparent reason, I didn’t even get to the part about her sending hate mail to herself.

Seriously, I reject all that my bio-dad is/was/ever will be and go to great lengths to hide the relationship, when people recognize my last name and ask if we’re related I always pretend he’s some distant uncle no one ever talks to, but I’d never fake being another race, let alone go to the lengths this woman did to…

Take a look at some of her past FB & Twitter posts. In one she’s claiming the black guy in a “family” picture she posted was her dad, talking about how watching ‘12 Years a Slave” reminded her of when she was little she made corn husk dolls like the character in the movie but with it’s hair in braids like her…

You are my favorite person here. Your comments have made me laugh at least once every day this week.

He got an Outstanding in Divination class when he sat for his OWLS.

Semantics

You didn’t even mention Bull Ants! Incredibly aggressive, considered the world’s most dangerous ant, and who’s sting isn’t just painful as fuck but can kill you. And, like most everything in Australia, but humans, its been around since the dinosaurs and wants to see you die in agony!*

So what you’re saying is, Huckabee has experience with supporting child molesters, good to know if he makes it through the primary process.*

Because not being married is Graham’s biggest obstacle on the road to the White House. Isn’t worrying about who he’d use as a First Lady a little premature? It’s not like he’ll even get the nomination, let alone win a general election, cause you know, he’s batshit crazy.

Well, you’re doing a piss poor job then ain’t cha? Know a lost cause when you’re living in it and move somewhere that doesn’t represent the ideals of the Republic of Gilead quite so much or live with the consequences. I’m sick of federal tax dollars being funneled into a state that elects officials who are bound and…

I never wanted to visit Texas anyways.

Embrace the ridiculousness of the flower crown, where else can you wear one and not stand out? I thought the point of going to music festivals is to dress like a fairy hippy princess, get messed up and let someone paint your face, no? Like going to a Ren Fair is just to eat giant turkey legs and dress like a GoT…

That sounds like it might end up being more of a necklace tattoo but more power to you.

Oh! He’s like the Doctor! Love him even more.

Dear B, thanks, but I don’t need your fancy diets ‘cause I woke up like this.*

I’d preserve the ashes of the joint Willie Nelson rolled in clear resin that I could wear as a necklace, a la Pinterest DYI instructions, not waste it by framing it un-smoked. I’m sure Willie’s got amazing weed.

Even Barbie can wear flats now, ya hear that Cannes Film Festival!

Please describe your fancy gourmet mozzarella sticks, in detail. And more importantly, where can these fancy gourmet mozzarella sticks be found and consumed?!