Ya, that’s the ticket, your period ;-)

Reading sex tips from the Duggars.

Well, then I guess overtired women walking off the T platforms happen way more frequently here than I thought. Get some rest parents!

No, that was a different woman on Boston’s orange line, walked right off the platform pushing her stroller. Both her and the kid were alright, but falling onto the tracks here in Boston is pretty common. Being pushed onto the tracks, not so much.

Too late, I figured it out. I actually commented to the article that he claimed to have witnessed an abortion, which I’m still gathering stars on as of 3 minutes ago.

Wait, literally? Like he seriously took a shit on a floor? Why?!

So, I’m guessing that if Dr. Ruth agreed to vaginal sex with her partner, got naked, and then he stuck it up her ass and that wasn’t something she agreed to, she’d just lay there and take it up the ass anyways, ‘cause no backsies once she’s naked and the man’s dick is hard.

Whenever I hear libertarians/gun activists go on like this it sounds like to me someone really wanted to be in the Red Dawn remake so they can play at being Wolverines.

Seriously, she looks amazing!

Ahahaa!

Maybe it’s your dominatrix and his leather daddy outfits you’re wearing when you ask?

What’s truly hilarious is that he was their 2nd choice after the guy the GOP tried to give the job to after Gingrich resigned when it came out that he was having affairs all of DC, also had to decline the job because he too was having an affair and they couldn’t really impeach a guy for fucking around on his wife when…

Yes, because when bigots leave a bitchy racist public note they go out of their way to frame the property management. I’m sure it’s possible that someone spent all the time it would take to create a memo with a mock up of the realtor’s letterhead and includes the management’s contact info, but usually racist are as…

And Esther better be walking her way to Ahasuerus to beg him not to kill all her people.

The GOP, never letting ignorance get in the way of bigotry.

Lil’ Ricky’s just jealous that the Duggars have Dan Savage’s attention. Dan’s been on Twitter trying to come up with a definition for “Duggary” like he did with “Santorum”. Although in this case, “Duggary” is a verb and not a noun like “Santorum” is. Kudos for mentioning the actual victims though.

I’m not normally the exhibitionist type, all those years in Catholic school must’ve rubbed off, but this shit right here is like a dare to me. Now, I’m not saying anyone should strip and run through their synagogues or break into their homes wearing a Hooters uniform, but if I lived anywhere close to where these kinds…

Avoid ‘em if you can or demand lidocaine, or you’ll find out what an episiotomy feels like. All the lube in the world won’t help so don’t let some smartass tech try to tell you otherwise. I speak from personal experience.

Really? I watched all the movies but refuse to read the books so I had no idea she was supposed to be beautiful. In the movie every time someone meets the kid for the first time they all kinda cringe, I figured ‘cause, you know, she looked like a freaky mutant human. Like Gollum but with more hair. I kinda wish the…

You just described every modcloth shopping experience I’ve ever had, but I still keep going back hoping “next time it’ll be perfect!”