So, it wasn’t really a “stern talking to” as much as it was trading tips.

And yet at local judge just ordered the entire file destroyed, according to the police it’s like it never existed despite the fact that these kinds of records are usually kept indefinitely. They said it was at the request of one of the victims, but since 4 of the 5 are definitely 4 of his sisters I’m betting that if…

Better a “Bully Bill” than a TRAP Law.

No problem, new info is coming out as the FOIA requests for official documents are being granted. It’s hard to keep up.

Tell me how to live my life again?! Why don’t you go make some cold calls about how sneaking into your sister’s bedroom and diddling their breasts and vaginas while they sleep (and sometimes awake) is totally alright but gay marriage is going to destroy this country. How about you tell how it’s perfectly alright for…

Nope.

I don’t know if it was bigger than that or what, but I also can’t use jumbo sized tampons either.

“He does not seem to understand the strategy that will save babies’ lives. We do not agree with these exceptions, but this isn’t the end game. Sometimes, you have to concede a battle to win a war.”

You’re leaving out the part where the school has multiple anatomically correct simulators for students to practice the exam, so it’s not like they had to keep forcing these two female students to strip and spread ‘em for their male classmates to practice this procedure. If they truly need live people to practice on…

Special kind of Protestantism. There’s a difference between traditional (European spawned) Protestant sects, Lutheranism, Methodist, Presbyterians, and Americanized Evangelical Protestantism.

It happens so much there’s an entire weekly tv show about it called “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” .

Buy the coat. A good trench coat that can stand up to wear and changing fashion trends is an investment, not a splurge. I inherited my mother’s black London Fog she bought back in the ‘80s. She wore it ‘til I grew into it and I still wear it today and will for as long as it fits ‘cause that coat was made to last.

Dear Fox News, every time you blur women’s breasts the terrorist win.

What you don’t know is that Elon was stroking his purebred, white Himalayan cat while dressing down the new dad, then pushed a button that sent the poor bastard down a tube to a pool full of “laser-sharks” before letting out a booming “Bwahahahahahahaaa!” that echoed throughout his secret lair inside an active…

God forgives, Nancy, but the internet never will!

“how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?”

She’s a horcrux, like Harry Potter, only instead of a piece of Voldemort residing in her, it’s a piece of Perez Hilton.

Ugh, I hate that I know this.

It’s like watching a VH1 Behind the Music in real time.