Anybody make any cool purchases this week? I bought this for my yard and I’m living my best life.

The Sarah Paulson Screaming Hour

It usually takes a little longer for things to go senseless on this show. But are we really going to just get 10 episodes of Screaming Sarah Paulson?

1. Every other source of childcare was murdered by killer clowns offscreen. 2. Blood stains add “character” to a house. 3. Because apparently this small town in Michigan desperately needs a pretentious restaurant. I also love how they seem to have set up a special election overnight and two characters who need to…

Forget it, Drew. It’s Murphytown.

Her past songs about haters (Shake it Off, Mean, Blank Space) worked because she was taking other people to task about their own bullshit, and it was valid. This falls flat because this time she’s the one that needs to account for their bullshit. Instead of offering an explanation, she just tries to misdirect with…

http://www.thedailybeast.com/its-time-for-taylor-swift-to-denounce-her-neo-nazi-admirers

On the one hand, I guess the song and video are marginally better than that Perry shit earlier in the week.

OMG I can just picture Trump speaking now: “Tammy Duckworth is a loser who lost both her legs. I happen to like people who didn’t lose their legs in combat!”

You might not care when you’re bleeding to death, but what about when you’re dealing with the anguish of bone spurs?

This is the kind of content I like to see here on lifehacker dot com.

Those plastic squeeze bottles are also great for traveling Jell-O shots - lake weekends, tailgating, backyard picnics, Tuesday breakfast... so much easier as a delivery method. just cut the tips off a little bit for better flow.

I was surprised by just how flavorful it was!

What kind of monster takes these pictures without a close up of the ingredient list?

Rick’s going to get the sauce. EVEN IF IT TAKES 9 SEASONS.

The mortar and pestle did the trick.

Speaking from experience, dried tomato skins don’t get fine enough of a grind in a food processor. I tried years ago and was left with flakes. Maybe a better quality machine would have helped.

I had such a lady crush.

The fact that the header progressed over the course of the week is a spectacular attention to detail that should earn one of you a raise.

Not even 50 million could get me to marry Cameron.