One time a guy motioned for me to take out my headphones, looking concerned. Upon removing them, I found out he thought I would be happier if I smiled more. I had been listening to a podcast about sexual trauma.

Did you see her instagram stories this weekend of her and her friends opening a bottle of wine with a nail and hammer because they forgot a wine key??? I love her so freaking much; that’s exactly the kind of representation I want in Congress.

The fact that this judge thinks there’s actually an argument to be heard here is, frankly, frightening. 

This absolutely warrants nastiness. The fact that the First Amendment does not guarantee *this particular dude* the absolute right to have *this particular speech* heard by *this particular woman* is so absolutely clear it can be dismissed on the pleadings. This judge’s actions are appalling.

I’m so sorry this happened to you. Kudos for getting in a zinger about his crappy BP. If it helps, I’ve started pretending I’m deaf and make the sign.

It's mostly a man thing.

I'm so sorry you were attacked. I'm glad you have a loving husband who respects women. 

I did once have a guy pull out my headphone to talk to me, chastising me for ‘ignoring him’; it was beyond shocking, and me realise that I’d somehow become used to guys interrupting me ‘normally’. Most recently, I was explaining to my partner why the wine was labelled vegan, and a guy leaned over to REPEAT EXACTLY…

It sounds like the judge should try being a woman for a week. He might figure it out. I’m 58 years old. For the most part I look 58 years old. I’m physically disabled. Yesterday I was at Costco and got a hotdog when I was done shopping. I sat at the first table to eat, and parked my cart at the end of the table. A guy…

This doesn’t warrant nastiness. The most likely options are that (1) the judge wants a full and airtight record so there won’t be room for appeal, or (2) the judge genuinely doesn’t understand Twitter because he’s 85.

The more I hear about the minutia of her life as a congresswoman, the more I fucking want to hug her and give her wine.

woah woah WOAH! You do know that if you say the words ‘Elizabeth Hasselbeck’ three times she appears and comes back to haunt us.

I just saw that somewhere else and wondered why they didn’t mention it. The tattoo bit in particular!

I was at the Pete show last night and I’m surprised Jez chooses to focus on the fact he talked about Ariana and not about the fact that he basically shit all over Louis CK.

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

The Ordinary is the bomb. I could wax poetic all day long about their products.

My bf hates feeling greasy. I used the Drunk Elephant B-hydra on him one time (literally the most non-greasy lotion of all time) and you would have thought I dipped him in bucket of olive oil lol He was like, “i wish i could get into this, but i hate the way everything feels.” Newb lol

Oh I make mine try allllll my stuff — but prefaced with “okay you only need THIS MUCH [shows him small blorp of product] because 1. that’s plenty to be effective and 2. this crap is eighty bucks a pop.” He loves it, especially when I decant little bottles for him to take home. He’s using my evening primrose oil and…

So I don’t ever encounter my boyfriend pumping three gotdamn pumps of a $72 serum onto his hands