OMG. In the process of removing finger cheese now haha. That’s a great name for it.

I just detailed my kitchen a few days ago! I even went to far as to remove what I call the finger cheese from my stove knobs. And...I am loving my mom’s dumb Shark steam mop more and more.

Hello Jez friends! Sorry for the late post. I got caught up in cleaning my house (this is in fact my brag for the week; I think I removed about 10 lbs worth of grime from my kitchen just now). This is your Brag Thread! What have you accomplished this week that you’re proud of, big or small?

I can still remember the burning sensation that permeated my upper lip after my first experience with Nair. The burn spread to the rest of my face, since I decided that burning my mustache off right before orchestra rehearsal would be a fantastic life choice

Yay beauty thread!

Neil Gaiman is always a good idea! Have you read American Gods? Good for the kindle too since it’s a zillion pages long.

I’m on my phone and kinja hates me, and the methotrexate is turning me into Sleeping Beauty, post-menopause editoon, but let's give this a try anyway.

cheap rosé and not even embarrassed. (at least it’s not sweet!)

Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

Ugh, my woman brain isn’t interested in very many Olympic sports, but the ones it might watch (mostly swimming) will lose about 95% of their appeal if I already know who won. And I HATE that 85% of coverage has always been wading through life stories to get to the three seconds of edited action they deign to show.

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Please take pictures and send them to me!

It’s Friday. My girlfriend is out of town for the weekend. I have the place to myself, and I’m going to try and make this. I already have a bagel cookbook, so I can get the dough/boiling part down. I will let you all know how it turns out. If I never post again, well... someone else will need to pick up the Torch (no…

It still is in the Midwest. In my family, you can crumble up some Oreos in Cool Whip and call it a salad.

Maybe.