JenniferKubus
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JenniferKubus

I was so overjoyed that my teenage daughter didn’t want piece of shit Beets when she asked for a pair of Sennheiser MM-550 X cans that I completely forgot to balk at the $270 price.

Thank you

I approve of Professor. Wow, what a total cutie!

I don’t know but in Googling it I found this and well, my night is now complete:

Professor approves.

Awwww, who’s a greedy little muffin? Who’s a greedy little muffin? This kitty!

I think I like both equally, but I would prefer it if they are never ever combined.

I like cute animal Mark a bit more than weird sex Mark.

SERIOUS QUESTION:

At first I was like “Why the hell is the kitten wearing a dress?”, then I was like “Fuck it. EVERY kitten should wear a dress!”

I wish I could order a clone of every cute internet animal on Amazon Prime. Impulse animal hoarding, bring it.

Between this and your Twitter feed, you’re like the Tumblr whisperer.

You left out the best part: “It turned out to be a toy that decided to talk profanity,” Merten said.

She’s not wrong, but she’s putting all the burden on the speaker, who, at the moment of speech, is also burdened with the nervousness of being on the spot, or the duty to interrupt a conversation etc etc. How about asking the listeners to adjust their filters a little bit to be less triggered by these filler words?