And a licensed nutritionist, by the sound of it! I just got my credential in dermatology by looking at my hand for a full, uninterrupted minute.

Just in time for my late-night rage sesh. Fuck this guy.

that is more than fair!

It’s one of my biggest fantasies. It’s partly a dominance thing and partly... IDK, an aesthetic thing? I think the idea of seeing a guy in that position is really hot. I’ve done it with female partners and really enjoyed it because watching your partner feel pleasure is great. But with a guy it’s kind of a whole…

So, what you’re saying is, one of your brother’s friends has what could be the best job in the world?

“And here are three of my ex-boyfriends, Penn Badgely, Michael Fassbender and Ezra Miller. They too are stunning. Strange how that works.”

She is the perfect combination of her parents. It’s kind of freaky.

“Don’t be crazy. Be Krazy!”

Lisa Bonet is the luckiest woman ever to live. Also Zoe kravitz is J.Laws best friend... Or was at least.

One of my brother’s friends is Lenny’s wardrobe manager. She says that he and his band are an absolute delight to work with—fair, kind, and incredibly professional. That’s all I’ve got.

i ask because I don’t know:

“Oh, I’m sorry—are other people not stunning? Huh.”

“Hi, I’m Zoe Kravitz, and I’m stunning. This is my father, Lenny, and he’s stunning, too. And here’s my mom, Lisa Bonet, and she’s stunning. Would like to meet my stepfather? He’s stun— well, you know.”

Ugh, Lena Dunham and her Dunpinions. How very.

Mallory Ortberg is now my hero.

hahaha. I think it’s Tussauds. But I guess when you see her you have to think “end”. She put the tush in Tussauds?

I partnered up w the producers of one of my favorite shows Intervention to go behind the scenes of people living with mental illness

She is fucking gorgeous, and I love her septum piercing hardcorely.

Is there something you are trying to tell us, John Corbett?

That bone structure...