Can confirm, getting stung by a man-o-war suuuuuuuuucks. I was burying someone in the sand, and to block the water I put my back to the wave and it stung me right on my lower back. It hurt for a solid couple of hours.

Also, what were Beyoncé and Jay-Z even doing there?

“Also, what were Beyoncé and Jay-Z even doing there?”

Sorry, I only recognize Colin Hanks as Tom’s son. Chet is some nobody that claims to be his son.

Does “crystal light therapy” involve chugging copious amounts of Crystal Light? Because I can’t get that image out of my head.

I’m assuming it has something to do with the intimidation tactics she used - it’s a kind of emotional blackmail to tell a woman her child’s soul is lost unless she ponies up cash. 

has been charged with larceny, intimidation of a witness, and obtaining property over $250 by trick. She was arrested on December 27th.

Not only that, people seem to forget how young he was when he made these bad jokes. Until recently, Murphy was the youngest cast member ever on SNL (19).
I’m a bit more inclined to give someone leeway for saying stupid shit in their teens and 20's. Especially when they’re taking ownership and apologizing.

Yeah, it was big news at the time...

When all of this first broke people were pointing out he got with his current wife while he was still with his first. So even tho it's shitty for all of this to happen while pregnant, if they'll cheat with you they'll cheat on you

I’m sure “the lowest moment” of Kevin Hart’s life was not when he cheated, but when he got caught. And if his partner had never confronted him, he’d carry on with his shitty philandering and never give it another thought. In my experience, this is how most dudes function. 

EDWARD is the best behaved, least embarrassing of Elizabeth & Philip’s children (if a bit underccomplished), and the only one never to have divorced. He and Sophie have been married 20 years with no scandal.

She actually did start off as a reasonably hot singer/recording artist in the UK, went on to judge X-Factor-y shows, got signed to Jay-Z’s label, and then was stuck in contract limbo for ages (Calvin Harris also had sour grapes and prevented her from releasing their collaborations after they broke up). Meanwhile,…

I thought it was an iconic comedy foursome lineup at the end there - but then I snorted when Beck Bennett came out and Kenan quickly shoved him off and took his place. Such a well done bit. And Kenan deserved to stand up there too! He’s been in comedy for AGES now. Good for him.

“He’s a musical genius, but if I asked him to make a fake ID, he would have no idea how to do that”

Uh, correct. That’s why he’s charged with bribing somebody else to do it.  You’re...not helping your client as much as you think?

Rose McGowan also grew up in the Children of God cult, and apparently was only removed by her father when her older sisters became of age for other members to abuse.

Celebrity cults, born of the Fox sisters in upstate New York during the late nineteenth century’s Third Great Awakening, have died. They were 171.

I’m so glad she stressed these kids’ lack of access to formal, regular education. Not only do child stars not get the right skills at the right times the way they would in regular school, they don’t learn anything about their own minds, how to think and organize ideas, how to handle real world problems, and the entire…

Now that is a tattoo that’s going to be unreadable in <10 years.

She will never be free from her thirstiness and short attention span. It must be mentally exhausting to be her.