To be fair to Momoa, if you go to a gas station or whatever, you will find cans of a lot of stuff but water still tends to be in plastic bottles. You can by canned sparkling water at the supermarket, but I haven’t seen still water in cans. Sure, it’s better to plan ahead and fill a reusable canteen, but in a pinch…

Willie’s wife has an incredible line of edibles. His vape line is amazing too. Willie still gets high as fuck, I promise.

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Kylie Jenner is too old for Drake.

Billie seems like a smart young lady who doesn’t want any part of his barebacked harem.

I also assumed he was joking and making fun of it.

Ugh he seems to seek out any new “it girl” (as long as shes a minor) in order to “mentor” them. Sometimes I think maybe people are being too hasty with this. Sudden fame and money CAN and often does fuck people up. He knows this and wants to help younger performers adjust without going over the deep end.

Wait, the Josh Brolin part is confusing me. We all know he’s kidding, right? And that he’s making fun of the same thing we all made fun of last week, right here on Jezebel?

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

Oh God, I forgot a very young Julia Stiles made her acting debut on the show...

As a child of the ‘90's of course she must know what a ghostwriter is! (JK she’s a vapid idiot ergo she’s never watched PBS, and also that’s not what a ghostwriter actually is but I f-ing loved that show, it's blasphemy that they're trying to reboot it)

The snark from this site towards this girl is so OTT! She’s like 18. At least she’s doing something.

TBH I’m somewhat sympathetic towards a lot of the kids who got caught up in the scandal. It’s pretty clear she didn’t even want to go to college and got pushed into it by her parents. I have trouble blaming a teenager for caving to that kind of parental pressure or for handling the aftermath poorly.

“It’s just unfortunately, which is why I didn’t know exactly when I should come back to YouTube, but the reason for that is just because I’m legally not allowed to speak on anything going on right now.”

“FourFiveSeconds” is the only song involving Kanye that I will listen to from beginning to end without shame.  Because the awesomeness of McCartney and the goodness of Rhianna make up for the mediocrity of KW.

Even still. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the entire Jolie/Pitt clan was rumored to pay $2 million a year for security, which amounts to $170k a month and that was protecting like 8 people. The idea that Kylie would require significantly more than that is ridiculous, especially considering she spends most of…

That exchange between Rihanna and Paul McCartney made me smile when I really needed it. :)

Wow, Johnny Deep’s really doing his best to make sure anyone who might have missed the prior emails and memos know he’s an insufferable asshole.

Yeah, I remember back in the day reading what felt like monthly headlines about Lindsay Lohan being hospitalized for those exact two things, but not knowing the code just thinking “Damn girl, drink some water and stay in for a night.”

Why am I not surprised that a creepy wife abuser is making a movie defending/explaining a creepy child abuser.  Nor will it surprise me to see that part of the plot was that “Michael was a big child, with Peter Pan Syndrome who was interacting with kids that were his mental/emotional peers”