Apparently he was “good looking for a serial killer” *eyerolls*

You’re a better person than me... I sadly have 3 more: Runaway, Stronger & Heartless.

Looks like it's $10 per piece of food and $5 for plate & utensils

You would think that perhaps despite the fact this young lady has Asperger’s that the fact that she recognizes the importance of and is actively seeking to help reduce our impacts on Climate Change would actually be a testament to how very real of a problem it is...

I think that reptilian thing could quite literally be the only thing to flip some of them... 

I had so many flashbacks to my childhood and the (lack of) relationships with my siblings reading this article. I seriously cannot deal with another 4 years of this. Every one better vote Democratic in 2020

How did he walk home from that?

But what if it's owners are moving? 

She dates a lot is such a prudish thing to say. That's literally what your teens and 20s are for, to date around!

You can actually refuse service from an ambulance if it’s not a life or death scenario & your vitals are OK. I chock this knowledge to being young and stupid once (but I also went to the ER later that night after initial car accident so maybe it was actually smart not getting that bill)

Plus Mormon tea, the one they're allowed to drink has actual ephedra in it. So natural amphetamine good, caffeine bad???

I really want to give him the benefit of the doubt that maybe he realized he couldn't keep letting quality women and relationships go because he didn't want to wake up with a baby? 🤷

It is also a sentence I will be screenshotting and sending to everyone in my contacts list! Sorry Church ladies!

Prob not, but he has a huge farm and people to take care of his animals there so they'll just forget about them once they're bigger unless the pigs win a ribbon or something

I read this as "When she broke up with Tyler Perry" and was like Wtaf??? I like Tyler Perry and all, but that's a deal breaker considering the age difference... So glad it was sleep deprivation

If you get a new one on top or tattoo removal, you at least can actually do that 🤷

Trump's presidency works in dog years?

I tried to stay away from the Masked Singer, but I couldn't help myself...

Don't forget promoting good deeds or honest work is also strictly prohibited. They've got a brand to protect!

Thats because he probably still thinks we’re at war with them. But, you know...facts are hard