Madonna is very confused about the demographics of her fans if She thinks they want to wait until 10:30 for the show to start. 

I’m honestly baffled on the leap it took to get from ‘doesn’t watch a tv show’ to ‘doesn’t like actor’. The REACH of it all.

The article says that Ryan and his husband have kids who are 5 and 7 but sure, the place is upholstered in white. I’m sure those kids are never allowed in there.

T.I.’s daughter has (rightfully) been liking posts critical of her father for announcing that he gets her vagina inspected on a regular basis.

For real though, why are the palace staff always so stressed out by Meghan and Harry? Are they so used to controlling every aspect of these peoples lives that the idea of an independent royal is that horrifying? 

Except I can argue that any good that comes out of her prison reform philanthropy is cancelled out by the excessive harm she does with her weight loss faux science marketing garbage.

Teresa Giudice is heading to Italy. [E! News]

Hot take: maybe she’d be still be alive if she hadn’t felt she had to conform to heterosexist norms. 

The other Property Man is excited his brother is dating Zooey Deschanel. [People]

Awww. I’m happy for Keanu. He always looks so melancholy. He should live and be happy. Mazal tov, my sweet, weird dude. 

I think Robyn needed to express herself, after having to live in the shadows for so long. 

This isn’t just some person. It’s Robyn. The central figure of her life before Bobby Brown came in to smear shit on the walls. I think she’ll have insight about Whitney that needs to be heart - that she wasn’t just the crack addicted hot mess she devolved into in her final years.

More proof Donald Trump is a nine-year-old’s idea of how a rich person lives.

And let’s not forget Richie Rich, the movie that made me believe that all rich people had their own personal McDonald’s.

Macaulay Culkin—star of Home Alone and... Home Alone 2

Poor Kaitlynn. She will never understand that no one is as into Miley as Miley is into herself. Cyrus just borrows personas and people depending on what mood she’s in and what will generate the most publicity. Cody Simpson will be giving this same interview a year or maybe even just a few months from now.

Bonus points if they say something about it being a “consensual blowjob” even though a sexual relationship between a boss and their subordinate is all kinds of predatory and inappropriate by nature.

Felicity Huffman went for a drive. [People] .

Poor Britney. It seems like everyone in her life saw her as a cash cow and took advantage of her. Her parents turned her over to the record label, who pimped her out to the public. It seems like all of her family members road the gravy train and are still living off of her. 

Apparently, (by his own admission), Kanye’s getting a 68 million tax benefit by creating this “church.” He’s following Trump tactics and, of course, getting away with it.