And my cat just digs pieces of plastic out of the trash can to eat them with very loud crunching noises when I'm trying to sleep at three in the morning. I do what I can to stop her, but I legitimately think she might have pica. She will eat anything if it feels right in her mouth or sounds crunchy. What does a person…

Thank you for this. I hate Steve Harvey. He's the worst type of person in literally every category. He's sexist, self righteous, and prejudiced, not to mention the stupidity. I can't believe people are still using the "If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" thing. Why are there horses and donkeys? I…

Maybe Chili's is hoping that if they get them young, they'll have enough brain damage from preventable illnesses to actually want to eat at Chili's when they're adults, if they live that long.

His tactics sound kind of Mormon, if anything. I think I read that the Mormons would run brothels and secretly record politicians having sex with prostitutes to blackmail them into promoting the Mormon agenda. This guy really borrows heavily from Western religious practices. It's kind of interesting.

I never went to prom and, somehow, I don't really feel like I missed anything.

God, Miley is such a slut, hugging all those men platonically like some kind of harlot. Ugh, the nerve of that woman to be in magazines next to pictures of other men she may or may not have ever met. It's just disgusting that a grown woman would have consensual adult relationships with other adults who all have…

You could tell me that eating meat will most certainly make me die by fifty and I'd still go eat a steak because life is about quality not quantity. Humans have been eating meat and not eating meat for pretty much our entire existence as a species and you'd think we'd know by now what the wrong or right diet is.…

I never denied that. I think the world would be better off with more ass-kicking space princesses for little girls to look up to. Seriously, there is not a trace of sarcasm in any of that.

I don't think there's anything wrong with any of it, either. I'm just interested in the phenomenon from an objective standpoint. I like Carrie Fisher, honestly. I like her work as Leia and post-Leia. I don't think there's anything negative to be said about her having dolls modeled after her. I just wonder why there's…

From an anthropological standpoint, it interests me how particular images can become embedded in the collective consciousness of a culture. Even when there have no doubt been millions of images since then, that particular image of a woman who lived and died before the last few generations came into being is still…

So, we're just not allowed to comment on people we've never met now? Did someone change the rules of the internet or something? I think it's just as weird that Marilyn Monroe has been dead for half a century and people still put her on t-shirts and posters.

Do any kids even know who those people are? My little sister is seventeen and she probably knows one of those names, maybe. It's kind of weird to take adult stars famous for very adult roles and introduce them into this cartoonish children's show. I can see the new generation of smiley genetically engineered pod kids…

I never really cared until I found out that Carrie Fisher doesn't make any money off of her likeness, which sucks. It's kind of weird that she's 57 years old and the twenty-something half naked version of her is still everywhere. I wonder how you explain to kids why their friends at school all have half naked dolls of…

Ugh, everything has to be franchise now. Why can't Hollywood just make a good one-off movie without having to pick at the carcass until it's just dusty bones? I'm sick of seeing the same titles every year. I fail to believe that with an infinite universe, there are only like six ideas you can make a movie out of.

Shows how much I know about the monarchy, I guess.

Yeah, the button to reply to your comment is like half an inch down from the button to reply to the article, and if there is a way to delete comments, I don't know it. I am the latest casualty of kinja.

That entire soundtrack is car horns and street noise. I literally heard two snippets of what they were saying over the cacophony that is New York.

You know you called him Henry in the fourth line, right? Was that intentional or just a slip? I'm not ruling out the possibility that you're making a Henry the Eighth joke. Edit: Ugh, I hit the wrong reply button.

They're seriously trying to suggest that not only would there be actual perks to dating Justin Bieber, but that all of them are financial. I'm sure Selena Gomez, a self-made woman with tens of millions of dollars of her own money, is salivating at the chance to marry Justin Bieber for his gross sweaty money and get…

What is with people who meet celebrities and immediately offer to have sex with them? If I met a celebrity my questions would pretty much be, "What's your favorite food?", "What music do you like?", and "Do you like sci-fi?" Those are the three tenets of a person's personality. What food they like, what music they…