I was with my sister at the time, she always tips well no matter what happens because she rationalizes that maybe something is going on that we don't know about. The waitress could set her hair on fire and she'd leave a tip to help her with the smoke inhalation.

After 20 minutes and no food, the only acceptable excuse is for the waitress to return with the severed arm as the chef as a possible explanation. That being said, I'm really easy when I order in restaurants. Last time I ate out, I ordered a club house, no tomatoes. It came with tomatoes in it. So I just picked out…

What cures that is watching an episode of Hoarders. Whole episodes of mouldering and bug-infested food may slow your roll. It does for me.

Dear Sir,

This parody will earn my respect if it respects Captain Jack's bisexuality.

Ah, that's better

I mean I have nothing the individual characters but what I take issue with is how he is only able to write the women in his shows as a slight variation on one type, sexy, sassy, flirty and totally in love with the main character.

Its a porn film but the writing will probably be better than the stuff Steven Moffat comes up with. There will probably be better female characters too.

I think there was a parody a while back called Doctor Screw, and if there wasn't there should be.

" That page reads 'If God hadn't wanted us to masturbate, then God wouldn't have given us thumbs."

But that's just as bad. If your daughter reads Twilight, instead of just throwing it away, your job as a parent is to discuss it with your kid so they can understand that Edward is a passive aggressive abusive boyfriend and relationships like that are NOT okay.

For the antiabortion pamphlets, I usually just rip it up in their face, smile, apologize and walk away. It both fuels my misanthropy and their persecution complex, so win-win.

There is nothing in this world more ugly than someone who wants to prevent a person from reading a book or trying to ban one. Usually they're ill-informed pearl clutching busybodies who haven't even read the text in question. It's one of the most small minded little evils.

power reveals.

#2) This disgusts me so much. If your friends continue to be friends with harrassing douchebag, they are signaling to HDB that he can harass with impunity; that there are no consequences for his behavior. THAT is what you need to communicate to them; not that it "hurts you," but that he has violated societal norms of…

I mean, why even bother with a "cute" selfie? it's not like the horse gives a shit, you know?

This is literally the definition of a "first-world problem" (awful term, I know).

This is a very well-written piece of fiction and definitely tries to get into the mind of the other person to make them "not a villain." However, I don't think suing god and everyone is going to help the case any.

Except the image that you posted above isn't the photo that was banned. This is the photo that was banned. (I mean, not that I'm offended by that either, but, you know.)