I always just liked Kristen Bell, but lately, I have really agreed with her on a lot of things. Also, her character was criminally underutilized on Heroes and it needs to be said.

Because of all the debauchery that went on in previous generations, this is the worst. This generation is so much more sinful, perverse, and heathen than any other generation. There is nothing I hate more than this particular style of fire and brimstone preaching, just because it's so wrong that you have to believe…

They just scream insecurity. Well... I don't think they could say it with those duck lips, but the point remains. They're so insecure they got nearly a hundred grand in plastic surgery. I think they both use each other as a crutch to avoid developing separate identities.

Why is his face blurred out? He obviously posed for the photo, so why blur his face?

Has she always had that much hair? I used to watch those video tapes as a kid and, while I remember her having insanely long hair that I wanted badly, I don't remember it being so ridiculous. If she ever had to actually fight anyone, she'd hog tie herself by taking two steps.

I love how the kitten in the original video just uses his paw to move the mouse towards the guy filming like, "Hey, you know the deal, throw the damn toy." It's hilarious. Also, is that your cat? And if so, how did you get it to fetch? I have a fat cat who needs to learn that.

No, no, it's definitely the lovechild of the marshmallow thing from Ghostbusters and Big Bird.

Of all the days not to be wearing a hat made out of bacon. I've seen those commercials. They can make bowls out of bacon. It's only a short leap to hats and then the revolution can begin. (Tents fingers and sits back patiently.)

If you look closely enough, you can see that he's spraying Pam on himself. It's literally a can of cooking spray. They couldn't afford suntan oil?

And she listed Faith because of course she did.

The only Lorde song I like is Team. I think it's great, though I suspect it was written for the Hunger Games, Divergent, or another dystopian YA drama in the same vein.

I do confess to wanting to know more about the circumstances, but I get the sense that this would just be exacerbating his obvious need for attention. Also, a very unfortunate image popped into my head when he talked about chewing on his boyfriend and I don't think that should be rewarded. (And the 'literary Banksy'…

My first thought was that the vomit 'artist' really must have completely destroyed teeth and a damaged esophagus, but I watch too many doctor shows. I also think that Lady Gaga is being completely irresponsible by showcasing this in the format she did. Given that most of her media is consumed by people of…

If anyone looks like Mr. Potatohead, it's Steve Harvey. Every time I see his face I automatically think Potatohead.

No, I get it. I love their salads. The croutons are amazing. My mom puts them in her soup.

By the way, cocaine doesn't taste like anything because the chemicals numb your mouth. (I watch way too much TV.)

Sorry your customers sucked. We always tip when we go to Olive Garden and we usually get the soup and salad thing. I can only think of maybe two or three times that the waiter was so bad he/she didn't get a tip. Honestly, tipping works in our favor because you quickly get a reputation for being a good tipper and get…

My first thought was that she hasn't worn much purple or pink. I would like to see her in lavender or coral.

I think all that hair dye has leeched through to her brain. Pizza is so much better than spiritual whatever. Especially homemade pizza with parmesan, spinach, and pepperoni... Damn it! Now you made me think about pizza! Still, it's better than thinking about whatever crap this obviously deranged woman has going on.

I feel like I'm lucky because my fifties ancestors left me only amazing recipes like the best banana bread in the world and a fantastic chicken and rice casserole. Seriously, besides the delicious-looking pineapple upside down cake, all of that stuff looks beyond nauseating.