True story, my mom's friend once found an orphaned litter of baby raccoons and we ended up foster parenting them while he went on a trip. They were the most adorable monsters I've ever seen. We had to rehabilitate them to go back into the wild, so we trained them to climb coat racks to practice on trees and chased…

Can anyone tell me if there's going to be an inordinate amount of bugs in here? I have a fear of bugs and I'd like to know if the show is going to be full of cockroaches and spiders. I'll probably still watch it, I'd just like to be prepared. (I watched the trailer and it seems... buggy.)

My mother looks down on my costume jewelry because it's 'not worth anything' and I 'need something I can sell if I need money later'. My response? With the money I save on quirky (read cheap) costume jewelry and don't spend on colored rocks that really aren't any prettier than nice glass, I can have a savings account…

It always bothers me when people become entranced by another person without really knowing anything about them other than what they look like. He hasn't the foggiest idea about who this woman is, but she's hot so he's in love. You can't possibly know enough about someone to be head over heels from a brief meeting in…

I bet if you get Sarah Palin plastered, she will say the exact same things. Actually, I think she'll say it sober too, but it's more fun the other way.

I think my OCD would make my head explode if I ever met someone like this in real life. If this is how he wants to live, though, more power to him. He doesn't seem to be hurting anything. I mean the porcupines are already dead.

I'm a visual person, so I arrange my clothes by color, from lightest to darkest. It really helps because primarily my mood is easily linked to color, some days I feel pink some days I feel green, etc. It's much easier just to go right to the color I'm gravitating towards and pick something quickly. It also makes my…

My dad made me watch Caligula, but he refused to let me watch Family Guy or South Park. I didn't turn out too badly, if you don't consider the fact that I have nothing else to do on a Monday at noon.

So... the author is saying that, as a person from the south, I'm basically not responsible for my own actions? I can just say all the racist, homophobic, backwards, and completely wrong shit I want to and all I have to do is say I'm from the south to get off the hook? Damn, and to think I wasted all this time becoming…

As a writer myself I want to take her seriously because I, myself, like to be taken seriously, but every bulletpoint made my eyes roll so much I thought they would pop out of my head. It feels like everything she knows about sex is misguided cosmo articles and bad fanfiction and it's more painful than it is funny. I…

What I get from this is that I really don't understand holidays. What makes a random day special? If it's about the togetherness and the love and the blah, blah, blah, why do we relegate them to a small handful of days per year? Is it cool to be a jerk the whole year as long as you wrap presents with extra pretty bows…

Lady Gaga would be perfect in a movie where she plays the outlandish Alien Queen of another galaxy. She could even provide her own wardrobe. Someone should make this happen.

I'm sick of this crap. I'm a lady gamer and I just finished Assassin's Creed IV, on PS3. After this, I can safely say my next console will be a PS4. I'm pretty sure it's been proven that half of all gamers, maybe even nerds in general, are women. Alienating half your consumer base sounds like a great plan, really.

I thought she died from pneumonia. I think the best theory I've heard is that there was toxic mold in her house that gave her the pneumonia, though it seems that nobody ever tried to substantiate it. Her husband died of the exact same symptoms, so it's possible. If it was foul play and not just a strange twist of…

It's not the most Texas thing ever unless there are unnecessary crosses all over it and maybe some embroidered bible verses because Jesus hates nothing more than Christians who aren't constantly reminding everyone that they're Christian. ;)

Screw PETA. They have no right to say they're doing this for the animals at this point when it's public knowledge they kill all the animals in their shelters. Hate mongering, fear mongering, and exploiting sexual imagery that has nothing to do with their cause is not what a well meaning charity does. It's what an…

Forget Miley, I'm more excited about Chris Pratt being in Jurassic World

Thank you! Why do more people not understand this?

Let me get this straight, there's a guy out there who is REAL, has a job, looks exactly like Ryan Gosling, and has an Australian accent? I feel like life is trolling me right now.

I feel like I'm the only person sick of Disney Princesses. I do adore that red dress, though, but the cape was kind of off the mark. I thought they were trying to do Red Riding Hood or something. There's nothing about the dress that evokes a Disney Princess to me. I don't understand those weird parallel arm poses some…