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I started reading Gawker every day around 20 years ago when I still lived in NYC, probably more for the local gossip than anything else. When I moved to the other side of the world, it was one way I maintained a connection to “home” at the time. Read more

That blows chunks. I’ve been here since Erin Gloria Ryan was still working finance (in Chicago?) and she was commenting on the sly as “Morning Gloria”.
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I really dislike this woman. She’s insufferable and humourless. Her constant need to overshare every damn detail of her marriage is telling. It seems as if she can’t be as famous as her husband on the steam of her talent, then I guess she can be as famous by writing/speaking about her marriage.

When I had just turned 6 years old, my family moved from our home town to a larger suburb in a state several hours away. I was still 5 when my parents took me with them to look at the house they would end up buying, and while we were walking through, the little girl whose parents were selling the house invited me to Read more

Not sure how scary this is, but here goes - a psychic cat lady story: Read more

This experience happened 30 years ago this summer, and it’s still something I can’t explain – but it absolutely saved my life. Read more

I am sharing this again this year because yesterday my kid happened to ask me if anything truly spooky had happened to me, and, well, yes: Read more

This story belongs to my dad, but I was present for it- albeit in my mom’s belly. My dad worked transporting buses across the country and taking odd jobs for a big part of his twenties, and by the time he married my mom, he’d experienced more strange happenings than the average person. But this story happened in his Read more

Honestly, I think this is as good as Jill's grasp on reality is going to get. Major scandals with her parents, church, and brother combined with a decent husband won't be enough to undo the decades of fucked up shit she was raised with. 

“He really wants smart people to have kids...” Read more

republicans know that the “policies” they have are garbage and that a majority of Americans hate them. That’s why republicans do everything they can to make voting difficult if not impossible. Read more

I would go a step further and say they seem to do their absolute best when they take away the option to vote altogether. That’s when we really see their success rate skyrocket.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.

True Beef fans don’t want Syd and Carmy ‘yes chef’-ing as they bang up against the door of the walk-in, they want Richie blowing Carmy behind the counter while Carmy strokes his hair and says things like ‘you want that Italian sausage cousin?’

Even during Shameless I thought JAW was attractive, wth is wrong with me.

I don’t get what Miranda sees in Che, period. Read more

It’s been my experience that comedy sets within fictional shows are usually pretty bad. A recent example (to me) would be Mrs. Maisel. Read more

Her age was still a concern, regardless of cancer status. That was the problem, that she was in the age range where she could die during a period where the GOP were in control. But no, she knew better. She sure showed us that ageism was the greater threat, huh?

Are we sure that top photo isn’t of Amy Sedaris?

Would pay actual money to see Amy Sedaris in this getup.