Honestly, I think this is as good as Jill's grasp on reality is going to get. Major scandals with her parents, church, and brother combined with a decent husband won't be enough to undo the decades of fucked up shit she was raised with. 

“He really wants smart people to have kids...”

republicans know that the “policies” they have are garbage and that a majority of Americans hate them. That’s why republicans do everything they can to make voting difficult if not impossible.

I would go a step further and say they seem to do their absolute best when they take away the option to vote altogether. That’s when we really see their success rate skyrocket.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.

True Beef fans don’t want Syd and Carmy ‘yes chef’-ing as they bang up against the door of the walk-in, they want Richie blowing Carmy behind the counter while Carmy strokes his hair and says things like ‘you want that Italian sausage cousin?’

Even during Shameless I thought JAW was attractive, wth is wrong with me.

I don’t get what Miranda sees in Che, period.

It’s been my experience that comedy sets within fictional shows are usually pretty bad. A recent example (to me) would be Mrs. Maisel.

Her age was still a concern, regardless of cancer status. That was the problem, that she was in the age range where she could die during a period where the GOP were in control. But no, she knew better. She sure showed us that ageism was the greater threat, huh?

Are we sure that top photo isn’t of Amy Sedaris?

Imagine if Cruella de Ville had shouted into the phone “I DON’T CARE HOW MANY PINK FLAMINGOS YOU HAVE TO MURDER! I WANT MY COAT MADE OF PINK FEATHERS!”

Would pay actual money to see Amy Sedaris in this getup.

So you miss a feeding and a little skin to skin contact? Sleep is worth it for sanity and physical health of the mother. It’s not about doing everything perfectly, it’s about doing things well enough that the baby is fine but mothers aren’t also torturing and guilting themselves and trying to do all the things just…

For some reason though, it’s spawned over a decade’s worth of copycats, capitalist ploys, and content that annually makes me want to die. Peruse any social media platform around this time of year, and it’s likely that your TL is plagued by involved soirees complete with cringeworthy merch...

In full-time pandemic America, I shame no one for whatever makes them happy as long as it’s consensual and no one feels like they have to go along. Spending the money is unnecessary, but some people will do it, regardless. Come on, there’s never been a better time to make excuses why you can’t join in on something.…

Or, I don’t know, maybe people like to celebrate Galentine’s together to simply have some fun.

“We’re all adults, meaning we shouldn’t need a fake holiday to drink, fuck, and do whatever we want with our friends.”

Ugh yes, how dare women turn an already capitalist holiday that shames us into thinking we don’t have as much value if we’re not in a relationships into a day where we hang out with girlfriends and get drunk amirite

How can we have discussions about domestic labor that don’t factor in men?