Also, is it okay to like fall because you like Halloween a lot and the color orange? And sage as seasoning? 

I’m thinking about maybe just getting him an empty compact. He loves lipstick and getting lip balm put on. They do eat everything. He ate sand yesterday when he knew he didn’t like it! 

It’s so cute. He’s so proud of his lips right now.

Face mask and cheese plate? 

Hey folks! Hope y’all are well. My two year old son saw me for the first time he remembers putting on a bold lipstick. He was in love and had to have some himself. I was thinking about getting him some kid makeup but I see that Tinkerbelle cosmetics no longer exist (perfect for a toddler so they can do whatever with…

Yeah, basically, you get to be about 6’5” and you’re at least in collegiate sports.

I don’t know, that face is definitely a Trump face.

Right? I have a toddler and I’m pregnant again and often I’m gripping the edge of my couch until my husband can come home.

I loved her technique. It just is in such contrast to the ways we’ve seen male investigators interrogate suspects before but he so easily opened up to her. It was really great work on her part and really using her position as a woman to disarm him. I respect her game.

You notice how they said they couldn’t release any information about his chest X-rays due to federal medical privacy laws? Yeah, technically they can’t release anything without their patients permission. So, we can safely assume since Trump didn’t want this discussed he has pneumonia.

I was saying this has to be why he was sweating like he was not in an air conditioned room yelling but at a mid-day tent revival in August in Mississippi. 

I’m thinking there is a big culture issue underlying this. The professor was probably unfamiliar with the tenor of NYU students and the culture in New York. She would have had an uphill battle there anyway adjusting to that culture. She was in a precarious situation having been placed there by NYU rather than being…

We are still trick or treating just socially distanced (lots of people in our area are just hanging candy on their houses or sitting some candy on a table in front of their garage while they wave from inside), masked and within the two/three blocks we already walk everyday. The chances of this spreading Covid are no…

As far as I’m aware, the woman who caused his murder is still alive and kicking. 

After having my child and finishing up this baking, birthing and breast feeding this one currently in the oven, stomach surgery would be something I would love. The deflated innertube isn’t something I like. But taking a knife to my face? No thank you.

Awesome!

I’m thinking this too. We just moved to a new neighborhood and evidently we don’t get many trick or Treaters here, but I’m planning on hanging up candy and non-candy treats off our front gate in individual bags for people to grab as they walk by and when we are done visiting our friends in the neighborhood who we’re…

I have a child who is 2 and already excited for trick or treating. Last year he learned to say “tick or treat” and “thank you” at just barely a year old.

If I were you, I would go to Costco and buy the king sized candy bars for any kids who came by your house because fuck your racist HOA. They will get big ol honkin’ candy bars from you if they hoof it out there!

I’m not spitting on McConnells grave. There are other body fluids going on there.