Apparently we've all been passing around the same one.

I'm so, so sorry you married my ex-husband.

Yeah, both my bf and I put on weight after we started dating. Not in a "guess it doesn't matter anymore!" kind of way, but if we're crashing out at each other's places all weekend, there go each of our weekend workouts. Plus more eating out or cooking schmancy stuff for each other (instead of my lazy eat some hummus…

Motherfucking GPOY. My (second) ex-husband completely let himself go after we got married. And it wasn't really just weight, because I don't care about that. But he basically stopped being a compassionate, considerate, well-mannered person after we got married because I was his wife and I was supposed to love him…

Grandma?

Type of Nazi's that shouldn't be called Nazi's:

I get nasty without my quilt too. But not as nasty as zimbo.

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

I'm starting to think Sam Bee might one day, in the far, far away future once Jon Stewart has moved on, make a pretty decent Daily Show host.

Do boys typically break in half? Why is he breaking boys in half?

oh my god, the spam comments are real

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Dear Hannity,

"This is not slavery, therefore it seems pretty okay" is a spectacularly dumb argument.

You're missing the point. They are grossly underpaid and should get fair market value.

A friend of mine was an NFL cheerleader. She quit to be a dancer in a cage in a casino because the pay was better and the work was less degrading. I wish I were making this up.

It is weird to say this in the comment section of a Dirtbag. Did you get lost?

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

My new goal in life is to find a way to marry his voice. *swoon*

These are hilarious. This photographer dressed her daughter up like badass women, on a similar note!