CAKE IS GETTING WHAT IT DESERVES. THIS IS A STEP UP FOR CAKE.

flying unicorns are more fun.

Of the ones I have seen, this is totally my fave:

Fuck, I new Totally Spies was real life. IF ONLY I KNEW THAT FASHION DESIGNER SPY WAS A REAL JOB THEN.

"Kids Against Divorce" ... and by "Kids" we mean 50-something fundamentalist Christians.

As a Millennial, I can't believe Boomers and former Flower Children are such judgmental assholes.

I see you've missed the point.

Two things:

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I call fake. I cannot believe that Beiber would use the correct form of you're, and not just UR.

There's a picture missing of him falling directly into my heart.

Twice my husband has gotten this one.

Awesome. So not only do we get to see people singing and dancing poorly but we get to watch some of them do it in racially offensive American Indian costumes! Oh Joy!

We should let 13-year-old girls run things. Can you imagine if lawmakers had to explain some of the shit they're trying to do to women?

The President argues that it is not realistic

OMG! I once belonged to an Equinox in LA and a woman in the locker room sat in front of those mirrors by the hair dryers and proceeded to shave her entire pubic area- like EVERYTHING, taint area included. She was spread eagle on the bench in full view of all whilst carrying on a very loud, intense conversation ON…

Sooooo sorry about that, Erin. What was I supposed to do? Go around with wet underpants all day?

I met my husband on Match, but before I did, I went out with another guy I met there. That dude's opening line to me upon meeting me face-to-face was, I shit you not, "Wow, you're really beautiful — how do you feel about plastic surgery?"

Excellent. I, for one, look forward to seeing if this effect generalises to other social ills. I suggest the following titles:

Well, yeah, hard to argue with that.