JenStrange
JenStrange
10/19/14
7:28 PM
29

This is not remotely helpful but I just have to share that when I looked at the picture shrunk down on the main feed I just saw something dark and was like "what is that and how does it show up when she walks?!" and then I clicked through and for a second I was like "a DOLPHIN shows up?!"

10/4/14
2:44 PM
4

I feel like this list is missing "your cat." My cat is who I'm turning to to feel less bummed out by this

9/25/14
11:04 AM
34

I don't get excited about movies, especially movies from books.

That being said, AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! This one is marked on my calendar.

I hate myself, but I'm so excited!

9/22/14
11:47 AM
5

People are dumb, they always say dumb things, no matter what demographic you fall into. Too pale? Dumb things said. Too dark? Dumb things said. Too short? Dumb things said. Too tall? Dumb things said. Average height? Dumb things said. Humans are dumb and say dumb things. It's why I'm a misanthrope, which was a GRE

9/21/14
4:39 PM
9

There goes my Sombrero-wearing Nazi costume. Don't two racisms cancel each other out? That's what they taught us in my Racist Mathematics class.

9/21/14
8:16 AM
8

Along those lines, (hehe) I also hate those underpants that are half-way between standard and thong - like, they cover half the heinder, but ride up - I just don't get them, Sadly, I bought some without realizing what would happen. They are evil.

9/19/14
12:59 AM
10

That's nuts. I would have DIED if my parents were reading my AIM chats back in the day. And I wasn't doing anything bad— they were just private conversations between me and my friends. Facebook seems even safer— perhaps a reasonable rule would be that the parent (if they're savvy enough to know how) sets FB privacy

9/18/14
1:06 PM
13

I wish more companies would pander to my interests like this.