My GOD, there's so much wrong with this team! Why haven't we heard about this before now?

Because then the SEC wouldn't exist.

The butt-fumbling train-wreck that was the 2012 Jets finished 8-8. The new-coach, new attitude Dolphins finished 7-9. Yet.....well you get it.

@GolfChannel #DreamDay: I have a dream that the uppity scalawag Tiger Woods was never allowed on the sacred grounds of Augusta National. #MLK #NotMyPresident

The Belt thing blew my mind. You actually thread the belt through the pants first. That's Nick Saban insane.

every major news outlet has already done the "why your team sucks" jets version

It's going to be a week-long series.

"If Bill Bidwill died today, I would be pissed it wasn’t yesterday."

statistically speaking, the luckiest 11-5 team in NFL history

I blame athletes. They're the one who stroll out of the locker room rocking $10 Nike flip flops the size of river barges, and they can pull it off because they're athletes. Everyone wants to look sporty, so that means Dickbag McFrattyFrat gets into it too. That's why I still wear swoosh pants.

We'd burn the fucker down.

Cheney nearly did it.

Canada is fairly liberal in some ways, but let's not go overboard. It's still a country whose population is 60% redneck lumberjack (the other 40% are salmon fishermen). They aren't gonna be happy that their favorite son just refused a chance for a second straight gold medal just to take a political stance. LEAVE…

So they're basically the St. Louis Cardinals of football?

Drew, when it comes to the stereotypical Packers fan, sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

This news is kayFABULOUS

This is you, Drew, isn't it?

Nope, he's just following the rules.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

TIMOTHY RICHARD TEBOW, YOU GET OFF THAT INTERNET MACHINE NOW!