"My question—and this is just a straight, honest question—is he a brother, or a cheeseball brother?" - Rob Parker

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

The Haley GIF is preventing me from reading the rest of this. I have to gather myself and come back later.

GOODBYE ORGASM. IT'S BEEN FUN. Now I can finally get things done!

For a man, it's probably an all-male work environment. You can say what you want. You can talk about BRO STUFF like beer and CRUSHIN' PUSSY. And there's very little in the way of sexual tension and/or social awkwardness. There isn't much point in working in a place filled with attractive women if you feel like a…

Imagine if the NFC never bothered to legalize the forward pass? I'm way ahead of you.

It's like when you go to some vacation house and you need to stock up. That initial grocery trip takes four hours. Once you get back, the vacation is over. There is always one item on the list that defies easy categorization. I need fish sauce. Is it in the Asian section? The condiments? Is it with a standalone…

Man.

Rank your top kids cereals.

Twice I read that sentence and thought it said, "he just wants to get this over with so he can go take a shit in the shower." And then I thought of this from The Sopranos. And then I called my shrink to make an extra appointment for this week.

I remember it filling up about 8 years ago...

Drew, if Robert Evans ever leaves this mortal coil, I am fine with WOLFMAN ROB as a guest writer.

From now until the end of his career, Cam Newton will be a fabulous standout on an otherwise horrible football team. Whatever Cam accomplishes for the Panthers will be accomplished in the face of 10 agonizing losses per season.

Ever watch team tennis? No? There's your answer.

No, it makes you a terrible fantasy football player.

That was a joke post. I apologize to anyone who was actually looking forward to Cappy Damrag's Homeland recaps.

I'm not sure why this is not getting more discussion. ESPN went in deep to expand to Europe and gave up relatively soon. Did they misjudge the cost of getting rights packages? Or did they just get muscled out?

Just to be clear on another thing: Clownfister? EERR. Was that real or like....a MMQB spoof and now it's dead?

In backwoods parlance, that is when the following occurs:

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…