[...]Everyone dies, no malice.

Seeing the Cones of Dunshire on here makes me unreasonably happy.

Eleven has referred to himself as the Eleventh because he doesn't consider John Hurt to be "The Doctor", the title that he's given himself. As far as he's concerned, he IS the Eleventh Doctor. As for the regeneration limit, people seem to think that it limits the number of incarnations, but it doesn't. It applies to…

I honestly think that some people are making this seem a lot more difficult to understand than it really is. It's pretty simple. The rule says that a Time Lord can regenerate 12 times, which this Time Lord has:

I can't get behind that. 6 and 7 have a couple of great moments but they're fewer and more far between. I'd say that the magic is drugs plot is definitely worse than the initiative and, even if it wasn't, the crappiness of the last two arcs hurts their seasons more because the show was more serialized at the time.…

No, they're not copying season seven. Or season one. Or season six.

It's nice to know that I'm not the only person making lists like this. And that this list is close enough to my own that I approve of it. I certainly agree with the number one, although I still feel very strongly about "The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances" being number two. It's pretty much the platonic ideal of a…

I mean, is there any reason to become a vampire BESIDES living forever and seeing future cars?

That's how I'm choosing to see it. Gandalf is the new Dark Lord and Sauron is now his sarcastic, comic-relief sidekick a la Iago in Aladdin or that bat thing from Anastasia.

I thought Meyer's was supposed to be doing a bad American accent on purpose, portraying a centuries old central european's idea of an American accent.

Is it just me, or is there something distinctly Gilliamesque about this dude? I feel like he's about to lead into the "Dead Parrot" sketch.

Well, yeah, but if we called them alphons then we could make a picture of Carlton from the Fresh Prince with He2+ written on his face and caption it "Alphonso Ribeiro". Surely that's all the justification modern science requires.

"Are you a fan of the Pikachu?" is what got me.

I want a Terry and Petey movie asap.

I honestly think my entire life was leading to this moment.

I've had discussions on the internet where I changed people's minds and vice versa. I think the trick of it is to not let it get too heated in the first place, and that usually comes from acting respectful towards the other person. Even if you think their ideas are wrong, you still show respect for the thinking that…

It's not exactly surprising or anything, but the most surreal part of this trailer for me is the reminder that there was a moment in time when, as far as anyone was concerned, George Lucas was the American Graffiti guy.

Before I read the article, I thought maybe they wanted Larry David for Luthor. Isn't one of Luthor's origins in the comics that Superman makes Luthor go bald and that's why Luthor hates him so much? Because that sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode if I ever heard one.

The problem that I always have with these is that whenever they ask me how I pronounce something, I try to pronounce it but get all up in my head and can't do it naturally anymore. It's like thinking about breathing. To this day I don't know for sure if I pronounce pen rhyming with inn or hen.

The way I always choose to envision the whole "fixed point in time" thing was that they were points in which all the overlapping possible pasts and futures crossed and bottlenecked, points in time that exist in so many different possible timelines that, if they were to change, the whole thing collapses. Like, imagine…