It almost stops. It’s a low speed collision that should not cause any harm to the passengers.

It’s going too fast at that point and cannot stop in time in this instance here.

I don’t recall there being lines of hundreds of people at every BMW dealer in the world when the BMW 2002 came out waiting to buy one

Print your comment out, frame it and put it on your wall. This way you can reflect back on how wrong you were in 10 years. No I’m not going to argue about it.

Yeah! And let’s ban escalators and shredders that I might get my tie stuck in too! Everyone should be made to wear helmets at all times by law!! Protect the idiots by enforcing mass restrictions!

But seriously, have you ever driven one? Only a real moron does things like the guy in this video did. He deserves to crash…

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

And the update is ridiculous too. The very bottom update seems fairly clear in that the lawsuit centers around the staffing agency. The revision in the first sentence, however, sounds ambiguous now.

Jalopnik is gonna be culled from the Gizmodo Media herd when it’s revealed that Ryan Felton is shorting TSLA stock by parroting every negative Tesla story he can find.

Jalopnik’s coverage of Tesla isn’t really adding anything to the conversation because no matter what the latest story is about they always circle back to “the hits”. It’s nothing but shitting on Tesla because of their anti-union stance and then they bring up the over-inflated stock price as another reason they aren’t…

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

There have been a number of ‘hit’ pieces against Tesla recently, the most ridiculous being that they’re ‘over automating’ their production line, which cited research articles from over 30 years ago. The shorts are just wanting to get out before they report that they’re much closer to their estimated model 3 deliveries…

I do this crazy thing that gives me anxiety where I try to skim through movies before the ads auto-play.

Eh, not really. Remember that this parade is for Trump; not America, not the people, and most certainly not our troops. Trump doesn’t want a Bastille day type of celebration, he wants that North Korean shit.

“Knowing Elon’s track record”

This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

Sure thing. Next, you should do an expose about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. A small sample of the risks:

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

Steve Jobs invented toys compared to what Elon creates.