Are you saying beads?

Christ I would love for you to be a cop for a week.

Tyler, commenters aren't here to make sense, they're here to make themselves feel superior by degrading what they mistake for easy targets. Love your articles by the way.

why wasn't your car plugged in over night?

Which he chose to invest because he believes this...let's not go through the correlation/causation thing.

Here's hoping you never wind up in a situation where you need the cops and they decide not to respond...

I'm a huge Elon Musk fan, but he does have a huge mansion ;).

Dear Santa...

This is completely wrong.

This is like that time you stayed up to see the Easter Bunny and ended up telling your parents to go fuck themselves.

I have to hand it to you, I would have given up on these assholes a long time ago.

Of the all the assholes on here that didn't get his joke, I think you probably take the cake. Whatever you're pissed off about it probably isn't this guy.

Your idea completely ignores theater logistics. The reason they use turbines in the M1A1 is that you can put pretty much anything in them. If you can't guarantee field access to a fuel source, whether chemical or electrical, then you have a useless weapon.

It was launched over the objections of the engineers. Read a book.

The US government has a responsibility to track down someone who broke several federal laws. Don't be ignorant.

Whistle-blower generally implies that laws were being broken, and they weren't. Most of what he said turned out to not really be true and the rest was run-of-the-mill treason.

It would have been fantastic if at the very end it fell over.

This will be useful for inserting objects into orbit around moderately tall buildings.

Why were these necessary? What great evil did he uncover exactly? Is it necessary that your medical records be released?