Sometimes you need that wrench on these lids after they get rusted shut.

relevant...

It’s times like this that cry out for “The Ocho.” Sadly, it’s the channel we want, but we can never have.

Mr Darwin says your ready for your solo

To paraphrase Ron White... “oh my God,that’s not a lot of battery left... How far will it get us?”

Well I certainly hope they had the decency to buy that poor girl another cup of coffee.

I like big buttress, I cannot lie.

Ahhh, got it. You have a few white friends.

And for your convenience, the engineers at BMW have also configured the gesture sensors to read when surrounding drivers offer “gestures” of their own, and respond with the application of turn signals and a toot of the horn, allowing you to even further ignore the peasanty around you.

Hey look, it’s a schooner!

That food allowance isn’t a bunch, and you have to give up your meal card to get it. The housing is typically a 12x20 room. Once you make high enough rank, you no longer have to share that room, but you still share a bathroom with the room next to you. They didn’t have the college allowance while I was in, so I can’t…

You ever seen an Enlisted man’s paycheck? People think teachers don’t get paid shit, and they get paid better than Military Enlisted.

Also need the Hurley Haywood 88 Trans Am Quattro. If memory serves, they were giving up massive displacement to everyone else, but were the first with 4 wheel drive in the series. First season for them and they dominated. IMSA ended up changing the rules on them at least twice, adding weight and reducing tire sizes,…

Motorboat Miley Cyrus? Damn dude, your head must be the size of a freakin pumpkin!

“Hey, what’s the Capitol of Taiwan?”

Another one of the Fords that you look at and say, “it’s a Ford?”

“ If it weren’t for reliability issues and design faults that couldn’t be overcome...”

Don’t drive angry...

Little known fact... The groundhog and the honey badger are related.