At around 2:17 in the first video, does the driver himself run a red light?

needs vectored thrust!

Beavis has a fiancee???

Sometimes wrong, but never in doubt.

To be honest, when I clicked the link to get here, part of me thought “what if this prank collection link is one of the greatest rickrolls yet?” Now, that part of me is sad.

You forgot the part where the designer comes back into the boardroom with an eyepatch and a cutlass. Not the Olds, though.

We could donate blood and semen...?

Holey smokes, it's a burnout!

Yeah, but it's a 91, so it has to be old money.

Yeah, not at all like Secret Service the last few years.

No, you get in his way, talk to him. You try to make him realize how drunk he is, and that trying to drive away would be a bad idea. Stall for time, since the first thing you did before walking out was call the cops and report a drunk about to drive, please hurry. Shit, offer to call a taxi for the guy at least. …

Maybe it's a new breakthrough technology: Solid State Lubrication!

I think that falls under the "the good ones (that don't talk) aren't cheap.

Hookers and blow aint gonna pay for theyselves, ya know. And the good shit's not cheap.

Probably an eyelash, either in the body as film was being loaded or at the time of scanning.

The Honda CR-Y... Y? Because we like you.

McLaren. Now with weatherstripping.

Given the proximity to the golf course, pretty sure there was a birdie involved.

But whether he was driving or not, he was involved in the race. It wasn't like he ran off and reported the car stolen, he was there and placed in video as involved. From there, the same laws that let Police charge everyone involved with all charges available. Robber kills a guard, and the driver outside gets…

I think it's safe to say you waxed poetic on this one.