Given the proximity to the golf course, pretty sure there was a birdie involved.

But whether he was driving or not, he was involved in the race. It wasn't like he ran off and reported the car stolen, he was there and placed in video as involved. From there, the same laws that let Police charge everyone involved with all charges available. Robber kills a guard, and the driver outside gets…

I think it's safe to say you waxed poetic on this one.

The Kurds??? No whey...

As the driver of a yellow car, I can assure you this doesn't help. Apparently, yellow is the "double payout bonus" color for #4 in the list above.

Price out some 13 ply baltic and get back to us. I doubt strength will be that much of an issue.

"Boards don't hit back"

I just got bagged on the Fairfax County Parkway for 70... I have been afraid to look up the fine. Good news is that the Officer doesn't seem to have added the Requisite Reckless, so there's that.

He must think he's a journalist!

Also, did they mention whether those were marked down for store closing?

What about taxidermy? Shouldn't taxidermy be here somewhere?

nope, back from whence you came.

Oh my goodness, it that the antichrist?

Goes to show that Darwin just can't be trusted.

You should have offered to lend him some tools.

Look, right here, it says "dual zone climate control"....Why the hell there no heat in my new plane?

The pain is there to help you learn.

It's Happy Fun Ball!

You shut your mouth right now! Bieber might have someone who can read this stuff to him, and the tasteless shit still has too much bloody money.

That car must be phenomenally low geared if he was spending so much time in 5th and 6th. At least judging from the speed of the trees passing by. Not saying that he was going slow, though.