The keeping it is cool, after all, it gets used and has a story behind it. If you were to try to sell it, on the other hand, that would make you a dick.

Sweeeeeeet!

But you have to know that somewhere deep within the halls of the metropolitan repair depot, some mechanic with long hair is saying "these fucking tail lights are so fucking Metal if you put them in upside down."

...practice among the pizza purchasing populace polled...

Safe to assume there are no shots of the interior?

It's a MIL's dream, the person her child has decided to spend the rest of their "abruptly shortened through police evasion" life with likes to play hide and seek with law enforcement.

I was so sad they went under. Much like Willis and Geiger.

I remember when Abercrombie and Fitch used to sell cool stuff, back when they were legitimate outfitters. Buy some sturdy serious gear, and even stuff like desktop ballistas. They were awesome. Not so much anymore.

What a fantastic place to put this! Especially since it's the only place you can see that it even applies.

Better yet, a trust fund!

You really like to travel in groups of one, don't you?

So your saying you're pretty much stuck in "row your own" mode?

Congratulations!!! You're our 1,000,000th accident!

Another good one is that just because you can go, doesn't mean that you can stop.

Plus, snow donuts aren't going to do themselves.

Somebody get that man a rimshot!

I never get tired of these.

You forgot about Gilbert Grape. My wife was stunned when she saw him later on and realized that he wasn't actually retarded.

Little did we know, the entire trailer was full of magnets.

Smoke and fire suppressant... The Italian version of "new car smell"