Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
Jeff-God-of-Biscuits

To be honest, it's really the safe landing of an airplane that makes learning so difficult.If you take that out of the equation, it gets a lot easier.

And just to take it to the next level, Deadmau5 then sues Nissan for unauthorized use of the logo! The circle is complete.

can't wait for someone to pull up next to one and say "cool Taurus! Is that the new SHO?"

"My poverty, not my will, consents." - French President Francois Hollande

Hell. Yes. Now.

lolwut?

They need to get a photograph of the hole from the top and then have it printed life size and put in the floor under glass so that the sinkhole would at least look like it was still there.

I figured they get to the bottom of things before they filled us in.

"Dammit Earl, you know damn well that yard is a no wake zone! You slow your ass down this minute."

You know... I think I might be having that issue as well. 07 300, and my auto windows are always "losing calibration" (dealerspeak for we can't fix that) and then 2 weeks ago, I came out after a nice long day of steady rain to find that my rear window was down.

I'm thinkin, 8, maybe 12 bags `o Quikcrete, and bam, problem solved.

Hookers gotta eat too you know.

You gotta love Mom bringing her kid in closer at the 12 second mark to make sure he gets a real close look at a man being killed.

Those stupid gif ads... My wife told me that even though she likes the 500's, thinks they are just the cutest things, she would never, ever buy one simply because she would hate for people to think that she might have seen that ad and bought one because of it.

After the trial Mr. House was heard to say "And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for you Meddlin Kids!"

Wow! I have one of those, and I can't imagine it breaking over pretty much anything shy of a locomotive bumper.

"potholes the size of a schnauzer." Dang man, you must live in one of the nice neighborhoods. I was thinking more along the lines of a small pony.