Running a red light at exactly 1:00! Nice timing.

"Ferdinand Porsche steered his "P1" across the finish line 18 minutes ahead of the next competitor with three passengers on board."

I'm not sure about that, but it probably took years to get those seats back.

Just tell them if they wanna cry about the headroom in the back seat, drive your own car.

"Is that hair gel?"

Can't see his fingernails to judge the shine...

I'll allow it.

might be able to salvage that radiator...

Please tell me that they let him out and gave his car back so he could drive there! Please!!!!!!!

Bang... done. I give you the Saleen wonder

Couldn't or "oh no way am I gonna let you pour this on a frikken fire! Let that mutha burn cuz if you touch my (insert your ale/lager/barley wine of choice here) There's gonna be a fight." wouldn't? Burp.

When making a Chrysler Flambe, the first step is to pre-heat the engine chamber to 375 degrees.

Dont be silly. She didn't have that long so she used the microwave.

all those women, om nomin all night and all day, then a volvo wagon kills you in 6 seconds. Dang man.... What 180 pounds of Dy-no-Might with a 10 second fuse???? Come on now, you've set the bar pretty high here you know.

What got me was the fact that if you have ever seen a dog that has been beaten often, they have a "cower posture" where they just kind of huddle and freeze, just waiting to brace for the blows. It gives the appearance of the only thing that kept her from getting hit was being in public. I dont know, but that's what…

Is this a re-release? I feel like I've seen it before...

I think the biggest thing is trying to make sure that there are other options than "screw em. They started it, and the only thing we have are nukes, so let's make'em glow!" With the more advanced weapons, you get to pick and choose your targets with accuracy closer than a map page in an atlas. Some countries are…

If you see the knife, it's too late.

He ain't gonna walk right on that ankle for a while!

Wait a minute... I thought this was a Jalop link... It seems to have taken me to a Gawker page... But wait, that cant be right, it's by Orlove. I'm confused, I mean, this isn't like the "2 drunk 2 care" twit other than female, cute, vehicle related accident. I guess I missed where this wasn't an intentionally…